You would be wise to follow that post with an offering to Pango, the god of punctuation, and his son j!!m!, god of exclamation points.
Sacrificing a virgin might help. And there are plenty of 'em on the SDMB. 
Just be sure you tithe ten percent of your income to EACH of your 17,527 gods, and you’ll be fine.
Bar.
Still no count on Goddesses yet?
Thanks for all the help, you Dopers.
But I just read a little booklet from a guy named ‘Jack Chick’, and what this guy says really makes sense. I have found my religion- a combination of Jack Chick, and God of Thunder.
BTW- Doctor says my fever is down. Scarecrow, you were there. You were a farmhand.
Bah! There’s no such person as Jack Chick. He’s just a myth.
How many of your Gods can dance on the head of a pin? At one time, I mean.
Would that be Chick lit?
Um… by definition, what other percentage could you tithe, than ten percent? :dubious:
Wow, 17,527 intelligent designers! You’d really be big in Kansas, crinz83.
waves from back of the room
crinz83, I require many, many sacrifices of chocolate and roses and champagne for appeasement…
You know, a committee of 17,527 explains the universe much better than one designer does.