I believe

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From Bull Durham:

Crash Davis: Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.

So what’s your “I believe”? I’ll start.

I believe in steak, Canadian beer, Canadian donuts, sports, and video games.

I believe in attention to detail.

I believe sports does not get any better than overtime in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

I believe that the only thing more romantic than stars on a summer night is snow on a winter night.

I believe that there are some things you simply cannot scrimp on.

I believe that wearing a hockey jersey or having musical talent makes a girl exponentially hotter.

I believe that whether you liked them or not, the Beatles did more for popular music than anyone ever did or ever will.

I believe my throat hurts.

And finally, I believe that in this life, you have to have as much fun as you possibly can, and try your best to make sure that everyone else does too.

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I believe that cheese, of pretty much any variety, will make most meals better.

I believe that ranch dressing and broccoli is one of the best foods on earth.

I believe that waking up in the morning and realizing that my life could be so much worse makes me a better person.

I believe in honesty, truth, confidence, caring, and love.

I believe in rock and/or roll :slight_smile:

Everyone should believe in something…I believe I’ll have another beer…*

[sub]who said this originally? anyone know?[/sub]

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I believe the sun should never set upon an argument,
I believe we place our happiness in other people’s hands…

smack OW!

Okay, sorry.

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I believe in my man

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I believe I’d be a millionaire if I could put “clean baby smell” in a bottle.

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I believe it should really stop snowing.

I believe the world would be happier if we all ate more homemade scalloped potatoes.

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I beleive that children are our future.
I also beleive that they should be locked in a room until they’re old enough to move out.
I beleive that UFO’s from another planet are fantasy.
I beleive that Lissla Lissar has a point about the scalloped potatoes.

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I believe in ‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’.

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Mooney, but what of “Science”?

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I believe that children are our future…
and that mine will drive me insane before they move out.

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OK, let’s just look at this from a purely workable standpoint. I agree it’s good diet plan–neither of you can eat for those three days. But wouldn’t the passion of the kissing be somewhat diluted when one of you had to go to the bathroom? What about sleeping? Would you take shifts? What about sneezing or coughing?

And work—unless you took a three-day weekend, one of you would have to show up at the office with the other planted firmly on your kisser, making phone calls and meetings somewhat problematic.

And that’s not even taking getting dressed and undressed into account . . . Button-down shirts and cardigans?

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I believe beer compliments any meal except breakfast.

I believe bare-legged women in mens’ Ivy League shirts are one of the sexiest things on Earth.

I believe my liver thinks I’m an asshole.

I believe in spontaneity and flyin’ by the seat of yer britches.

I believe in walking around my house naked just because I can.

I believe in remembering to turn my WebCam off before I stroll around my house.

I believe in lazy Sundays.

I believe Sunday drivers, however, should be shot. Laziness is no excuse to do 25 mph in the fast lane.

I believe in crawfish boils, BBQs, and any other gathering of beer-swilling friends is a good thing.

I believe listening to Tool while on 'shrooms is a mind-boggling, but thoroughly enjoyable, experience. Once.

I believe taking advantage of flex-time to leave the office early and go play disc-golf at the park on a beautiful Spring day is an absolute necessity.

–IDB

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I believe I can fly…

[sub]I can’t believe no one has done that yet.[/sub]

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I believe that the first good Spring day should be a mandatory “sick” day.

I believe that happiness is having a pet come up to you for scratches without being begged.

I also believe that happiness is holding a sleeping child.

I believe that you cannot touch someone you love too much.

I believe that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

I believe the best thing to do when you’re grumpy is to take a nap.

I believe that all wars could be ended if the leaders had to share cherry kool-aid and animal crackers and nap on poofy mats in the quiet corner of the room before going out to play on the monkey bars.

I believe that love is never wrong.

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I believe Jennifer Garner is the most attractive woman I’ve ever seen.

I believe peanut butter-and-bacon sandwiches are incredibly tasty, no matter how weird it seems.

I believe people will still watch “The Simpsons” 50 years from now and laugh.

I believe the Game Boy is the most durable piece of electronic equipment ever developed.

I believe it is ridiculous that in this day and age “blue laws” still exist and are zealously enforced.

I believe them bones are me. :smiley:

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I believe in ambiguity.:wink:

I also believe…

…in using the right tool for the right job.

…that a tri-power 389 is a work of art.

…that everyone should spend more time outdoors.

…that longboarding is the truest form of surfing.

…that glasses on a woman are unbelievably sexy.

…that the fact that my best friend, my lover, and the mother of my children is the same person makes me very, very lucky.

…in returning library books on time.

…that one cannot make a decent drink using margarita mix.

…that there is no music that can compare to the sound of my kids laughing with abandon.

…in March Madness.

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I believe that a down comforter, a warm kitty cat, a mug of hot chocolate, and the ear of a good friend can help cure a broken heart.

I believe love is all you need.

I believe that it is better to put something behind you than to regret anything you’ve ever done.

I believe that Kevin Smith is an incredibly talented guy.

I believe that moving to Baltimore to be with my guy is going to be one of the best decisions I’ve ever made.

“I believe when I fall in love with you, it will be forever…” - Stevie Wonder.

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I believe that is, indeed, i before e…or have I been whooshed?

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But the rule states “i before e except after c”…note the “c” in Science. :slight_smile:

–IDB

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Weird, ain’t it?