What the hell is pre-shredded cheese, anyway? They shredded it before they shredded it?
Mary had a little bear
To whom she was so kind
And everywhere that Mary went
You saw her bear behind.
Mary had a little bat
Its fur as black as night
And everywhere that Mary went
The bat turned out the light
Mary had a little lamb
It was delicious.
An Hispanic man was born with two penises (peni?).
So to tell them apart, he named the first one Jose.
And named the second one Hose B.
I never drink anything stronger than pop. 'Course, Pop will drink most anything.
Does “prevent” mean that you fart before you eat the beans?
Actually, now that I think about it for more than a second, I screwed this up. Wouldn’t pre-shredded cheese just be the whole block of cheese?
Ruth rode in my convertible
In the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 65
And drove on Ruth-lessly
I was expecting …
Penes.
Mary had a little lamb
Whose fleece was black as soot
Into Mary’s banana cream pie
His sooty foot he put
I have an unwritten rule:
Like my Daddy always said, if you’re not part of the solution, you’re part of the precipitate.
I keep getting run down by same bike - over and over. It’s a vicious cycle.
Also, research shows that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren’t happy.
Steven Wright: “My friend George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge you can’t hear him talk.”
Like Jimmy Carr’s friend said" What rhymes with orange?"
No. It does not.
I before E except after C has been disproven by science.