I bought the Devil's Combo today.

Yep. I’m fairly certain this is a sure sign of impending doom.

1L Bottle of Dasani water: $1.49.
4-Pack assorted danishes: $2.99.
Stouffer’s frozen Chili: $1.99.

Total with tax: $6.66.

It was the danishes, I’ll bet. I never should have bought the danishes. I should have bought fruit or multigrain crackers or something else Satan couldn’t nail me for, but I’ll be damned (again) if I didn’t have a hankerin’ for a lemon danish and this was the only way to get it.

So, uh … just what sort of eternal damnation do y’all think I’m in for here?

It wasn’t the danishes, it was the water. Everyone knows reverse osmiposis is a tool of Lucifer.

My money’s on the frozen chili. I bet it was made with the kind of satanic beans that give you wicked bad gas…

…for ETERNITY!

What possessed you (Satan?) to buy frozen chili when you could have had frozen lasagna?

There was a period in my life when I was fast enough at mental arithmetic and just ornery enough (middle college years) when I would specifically buy things to either total $6.66 or require $6.66 in change when purchased with a single large bill. My fraternity brothers eventually nicknamed me Dr. Faust for it, as they never quite twigged to the idea I was doing it on purpose.

Yup, you’ve got the devil in liquid form. The proof: DASANI WATER is an anagram of A WEIRD SATAN.

I’ve had that happen a few times myself. My favorite part is when the cashier refuses to say the amount out loud. “That’ll be six sixty … um. Well, this much” (points to display).

At the end of my last workout on the eliptical I noticed the distance display read 6.66 miles.

The workout from hell!

Definitely the water.

You should’ve known better than to pay a buck fifty for a bottle of tap water. One of these could’ve saved not just money, but your soul.

It’s also an anagram of Aria and Stew – and really, who doesn’t like a hearty bowl of stew and a good opera?

Stouffer’s Frozen Chili is an anagram of Lo, Cheerios Snuff Fritz. Murder most foul, and part of a nutritious breakfast.

Assorted Danishes is an anagram of A Dead Shiner’s Toss – which sounds like a great invective. (i.e. “I don’t give a dead shiner’s toss!”)

NinjaChick - See, the problem is that here at work, our tap water tastes like crap, so I buy bottled.

LouisB - Have you had Stouffer’s frozen chili? That there is some pretty decent chili – certainly better than all the canned crap I’ve tried. On the other hand, their lasagna is decidedly meh.

Ooooh, pinkfreud, GOOD catch!