That’s fantastic, I hadn’t heard of it. But surely it’s beyond parody:
“Fish - the kittens of the sea. Join the campaign to save our fishy friends by rebranding them as ‘Sea Kittens’. Nobody wants to eat a ‘Sea Kitten’.”
Outstanding.
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I posted a thread about this a while back. A lot of the responses were rather amusing.
I did find it a bit disturbing when the bait bucket was opened and I saw two kittens which were identical to the latest additions to my household…
I’m a fisherman and I don’t think i’ve ever used a cat for bait. Not my style I guess.
As for the validity of the website, I think I read an article about a person getting arrested once for fishing with a cat but I doubt it’s really happened outside of that one time.
Oh and no cite.
I would totally eat a sea kitten.
Maybe he was catfishing?
Ahhhh I got nothing 
I would too, I love me some wet pussy.
Ok, that was crude and I apologize, just the perfect setup.
Admit it… it was just too easy
The best part though is making your very own Sea Kitten!!!
We shouldn’t be carping on this so much, I think that site will be floundering soon. It all just seems too fishy to be reel.
Speaking of wet pussy…
Maybe one has to be a Marylander to fully appreciate this…
The day after his wife disappeared in a boating accident, an Ocean City man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maryland State Troopers.
“We’re sorry Mr. Rice, but we have some information about your wife,” said one trooper.
“Tell me! Did you find her?” Rice shouted.
“We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?”
Fearing the worst, an ashen Rice said, “Give me the bad news first.”
The trooper said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the Assawoman Bay (a real place) near the Rte 90 Bridge.”
“Oh my God!” exclaimed Rice. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The trooper continued. “When we pulled her up she had 12 huge blue crabs and 6 good-size blue crabs on her.”
Stunned, Mr. Rice demanded, "If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?
The trooper said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”
Not only that, but when they show the kitten paddling around, the hook isn’t visible and there really aren’t waves in the water. The shot is taken at a steep downward angle but we don’t see the side of the boat, nor do we see the boat rocking with waves. This was filmed in someone’s backyard pool.
Total hoax. Everyone knows you use puppies for that.
I was hoping this was real. I have a big yard. I could starting raising baitcats for extra money. I’d probably qualify for the farmland discount on my property taxes. Oh well, back the drawing board.
Too funny and very well played. I hope he sells a million t-shirts to people dumb enough to believe this.
(and thanks for choosing Venezuela for that)
Hmmmm. You may be onto something. For a few years, I’ve kept chickens. maybe I should set up a kiddy pool and a video camera, and make a movie about Chicken Of The Sea.
And if you set up the water temperature carefully and add the right ingredients, you can have a delicious soup afterwards!
I dunno, past a certain age, they don’t seem to taste quite so good. I’m down to one chicken and she’s pretty old now - downright ancient in “chicken years”. Is there a chicken equivalent to old mutton? 
Yes! Absolutely. The one about the dangers of Dihydrogen Monoxide is good for that purpose too.
If you’re relieved that this is fake, DO NOT assume the same thing about any kitten stomping video or pictures you might see a link to. I yelled at the person who showed me that and refused to speak to him for days.
There truly are some depraved people sharing this spaceship with us! I don’t know whether to be 
or :mad: Fuck it, I’ll be both. :(:mad: