I call bullshit on this website...I hope?

The BBQ Pit
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Live kittens as bait???

No fucking way. This HAS to be a hoax.

I’ve checked Snopes, which had no info on this exactly, but it did confirm that some people really drag dogs behind their boats to attract sharks, so THAT’s pretty much fucked up my day… but this is just too sick.

And the video is dicey in terms of believability…they cut away every time it could get really icky.

So, since we know it’s a hoax (right?) what would be the point, exactly? I’ve never really gotten hoaxes… the person who does it just gets their jollies watching people freak? I guess that ultimate is more logical than computer viruses, where the perpetrator pretty much never gets to enjoy the fruits of their destructive labors.

Anyway, someone needs to Talk Me Down.

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Black humor.

That site is so obviously over the top I have a hard time believing that you can even remotely entertain the possibility it’s real. It doesn’t qualify a hoax IMO, because it is too obvious. No it’s just something to snicker at, if you have a dark enough sense of humor that such devices work for you.

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There are two times when a hook is shown being stuck in a kitten’s kneck and neither did the cat struggle or vocalize. That part is at least fake. A real kitten would be fighting and cussing up a storm.

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The point is to sell T-shirts.

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Indeed.

See here. Also, in some cases, just to piss you off, like the similar “Bonsai Kittens” site. Trolling: it’s not just for message boards anymore.

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Also, maybe to take the piss out of PETA’s Sea Kittens campaign.

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They are also looking to sell T-shirts and bumper stickers (THAT part looks legit.).

So, to answer “why?”, it’s to generate notoriety and sell some stuff.

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This is how I see it as well. Even if were true, I could understand the big hook, but the little treble hook isn’t going to catch anything big.

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I hadn’t heard of that campaign, but in looking at it now, I bet you’ve got the correct answer.

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That’s fantastic, I hadn’t heard of it. But surely it’s beyond parody:

“Fish - the kittens of the sea. Join the campaign to save our fishy friends by rebranding them as ‘Sea Kittens’. Nobody wants to eat a ‘Sea Kitten’.”

Outstanding.

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I’m filing a motion to dismiss this thread, as I have serious doubts about its plaintiff’s competence.

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Kittens: the sharks of the land. Evil and aggressive, Get rid of them! Feed them to the sharks of the sea.

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Oh God, that PETA Sea Kittens site is hilarious. If I didn’t know better I’d swear it was a put on.

See in particular the Sea Kitten Stories. Absolutely priceless! Sally Sea Kitten, driven bitter and insane and swearing revenge against the Land Kittens for living such comfortable lives. :smiley:

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Yes, well, that’s the trouble with trebles now, isn’t it.

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Somebody fetch me my shotgun. Rock salt’ll do.

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PETA really pisses me off precisely because I do love animals. They turn the whole idea of animal rights into a joke.

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As if the sick fucks who get their jollies from abusing defenceless animals need any inspiration to extend their catalogues of horror, now we have pathetic cunts like the makers of that video, giving them even more ideas!

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So fake. Beyond this consider the premise that kite fishing is “so effective” because it dangles a live, swimming bait fish just under the surface. If you use a kitten you will (within a minute or two) have a dead, immobile drowned lump of fur on the end of a hook. Not 1/10th as enticing as a swimming bait fish. Kittens would make terrible bait.

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I loved the whole Bonsai Kittens scare.

Every single person who badly wrote a super long 30 line “paragraph” rant about it was immediately deleted off my myspace or blocked from my e-mail. There must’ve been three or four and none were exactly close friends of mine anyway.

A good litmus test.
oh oh!! on edit… So are those 9/11 hoax “The steel didn’t get near hot enough to melt!” type e-mails.

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I’m wondering if this vid was inspired by another I’ve seen where some mentally deficient fucktard throws a kitten into a pond for some big, ugly fish to eat, or vice versa?