I’m not Jewish but can I have one of the llamas? I’ve always wanted a llama.
It’s an established stereotype probably based on the Nation of Islam’s anti-semitism. In my experience, Chris Rocks refutation of that stereotype rings true (that most blacks don’t even differentiate between Jews and the rest of white people)/
I like gefilte fish! Packed in water, though – that jelly stuff is grody.
–Cliffy
I call. . . oops, I am not a Jew. Can I call something if my conversion is filed? Who do I file it with? Is there a Jewish Pope? 
I dated a Jewish guy for a while, and my name is Abigail. Can I get the Elephant Man’s pinky bones?
Borscht isn’t so bad. My grandmother used to eat schav. As a kid, that stuff always reminded me of seaweed. Yuck!
Zev Steinhardt
Yuck! What you have to do is find someone who will make homemade gefilte fish for you. That stuff (assuming you like fish to begin with) is to die for.
Zev Steinhardt
I’m not Jewsih either, but I’ve been um, cut, so maybe just a few old copies of those dirty magazines and some Jesus Juice???
Although I am apparently dyslexic…the word is Jewish.
I’m slightly ill and feverish, so maybe that’s the explanation, but I don’t really understand the content of the article (the part about him begging for 7 millions, for instance). Is this paper a serious one, or is it a parody/ fake news?
The NY Daily News is a tabloid, and can verge into trashy at times, but it’s a real paper.
Oh, I have Aunt Estelle’s homemade gefilte fish every Pesach. It’s pretty good, considering that she’s a lousy cook. The jarred stuff, on the other hand…Well lots of horseradish does help.
And would you believe that my mother still eats schav? I go into the fridge looking for an innocent glass of water…and find THIS!
(If the Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy is so darn powerful, why can’t we get a barfing smilie?)
Homemade gefilte fish is good…but pickled herring is better. In wine sauce, of course, not the scary white stuff.
Isn’t borscht more of a Slavic food than Jewish? It seems to be a staple in Russian and Polish diets.
Someone at a celeb gossip site linked to the fan boards, and they’re going on and on about how Michael has Jewish friends, how the media set him up, and how he really said, “they choose to do it on purpose”, rather than “the Jews do it on purpose.”
Oh yeah, and I’ll bet he never really said “Kike me” in one of his songs.
Well, they did make him leave the country. Let’s all be glad for that.
To die FOR or to die FROM?
Could be. My grandmother was born and lived most of her life in New York City, so I never associated it with being from a particular region.
Zev Steinhardt
Who is “they”?
He’s trying to get more than his bankers allot him (his allowance isn’t big enough for his taste).