Insert your Michael Jackson jokes here. I don’t think there could be a more appropriate time, and let’s be homest, we’re all dying to tell them anyway.
Here are as couple of classics to get started:
Why did Michael Jackson rush off to Wal-Mart?
he heard they had boys’ clothes half off.
What’s the difference between Neil armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Michael Jackson was a pedophile.
Heard the first one. Still makes me giggle.
Never heard the second one. It cracks me up.
What do caviar and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both come on little crackers.
How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Holy shit, I’m gonna love this thread.
I’m glad I came in here. (that’s what Michael Jackson said to the little boy’s mouth?)
How does MJ pick his nose? From a catalogue.
A boy is out walking with his dad, and he asks, “Daddy, is God a girl or a boy?”
Dad shrugs and says, “I guess he’s both, son.”
“Is God black or white?”
“I guess he’s both, son.”
“Is God straight or gay?”
“I guess he’s both of them, too.”
“Daddy”, says the kidlet, “Is God Michael Jackson?”
He’ll be back to do Thriller on Halloween you smug asses. You’ll get what you have coming kids.
Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Cause there’s 20 of them!
What do MJ and McDonald’s have in common?
40-year-old meat between 8-year-old buns.
When is it bedtime at Neverland?
When the big hand is on the little hand.
What’s the difference between MJ and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you’re 12.
What do MJ and tuna have in common?
Both come in little cans.
MJ’s actual cause of death: food poisoning. He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Shortly after Pee Wee Herman’s trouble in the book store, he and Michael Jackson were talking on the phone. Came time for them to end their conversation, whereat MJ said “See you later, masturbator”, followed by Pee Wee saying “After while, pedophile”.
How many Micheal Jackson threads does it take to bring down the board. I don’t know, but I bet we find out.
Q: What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Little Boy Blew.
I just bought a new car stereo… When you shout out “Soul”, it plays soul music. When you shout out “Rock”, it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted “fucking kids!”, and it played Michael Jackson.
So Jimmy, how was your night at Michael Jackson’s house?
“It sucked”
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
A: One is white, plastic, and dangerous to small children. The other is a plastic bag.
“Michael was colorless.”
Larry King on Larry King Live, 25 June 2009.
What’s soft and brown and found in a baby’s diaper?
Michael Jackson’s hand.
Rumor has it that Michael Jackson died of food posioning after eating a 10 year old wiener.
Too soon?
Too late
Said to Michael Jackson by a child’s mom while at the beach:
“Excuse me, I think you’re in my son.”
Yet, on my post you call me horrible. Here’s one… Why did Michael Jackson have a heart attack?
Because of your jokes.