In memoriam: Michael Jackson joke roundup

When Farrah Fawcett arrived in heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Micheal Jackson.

What’s the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson has had more noses.

How does MJ pick his nose?
Out of a catalog.

What does Michael Jackson reminisce about?
Blowing his first nose.

Michael Jackson is doing a cover of that Elton John Classic: Don’t Let your son go down on me.

Why was Diana Ross arrested for D.U.I.?
You’d drink, too, if you looked like Michael Jackson.

Oops… already posted mine in the Pit thread.

Anyhoo…

Great thread, here, Dio!

He died from years of agonizing over never getting into his dream college:

Brigham Young!

Ooof! :dubious:

God bless America! It is the only place where a young black kid can grow up to be an old white woman.

I hear the hospital doesn’t know what to do with him. It’s not recycling day until next week.

What did MJ say after his pedo case was resolved?

I feel like a kid again!

It seems that MJ was about 80% plastic at the time of his death.

The plan is to recycle him in to Legos[SUP]TM[/SUP] so that little kids can play with him for a change.

When the police were called to MJ’s house last night, they found Class A drugs in the living room, Class B drugs in the kitchen and Class 3C in the bedroom…

All Jacko’s dates have been cancelled…William aged 5, Simon aged 7…

Michael Jackson is not going to be buried or creamated but recycled into shopping bags so he can remain white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play with.

Michael Jackson has requested his ashes are to be put in a ‘etch a sketch’ so the kids can still play with his knob.

Jacko hasn’t been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin stayed over for the weekend

I heard it as, “Only in America can a poor black boy grow up to to a rich white woman.”

Different version:

What do Michael Jackson and shoe polish have in common?

They’re both black and white and come in little cans.

An oldie:

Back in the early Eighties, following his mishaps while shooting a soda commecial, my 8 year old brother came home with his friends reciting this classic:

“I pledge allegiance to the flag.
Michael Jackson is a fag.
Pepsi Cola burned him up,
So now he’s drinking 7-up.”

The best thing about the MJ version of Mr. Potato Head is that you can use a real potato. Pealed or unpealed.

And of course, for a decade or so, any time a baseball player made an error, you could be sure of seeing the following joke in the newspapers the next day:

"Q: Why is Bill Buckner (or some other inept fielder) like Michael Jackson?

A: They both wear one glove for no apparent reason."

Farrah Fawcett played with Majors

Jacko played with Minors

Why did Michael Jackson hold his baby out the window?

To taunt Eric Clapton.