A doctor, a lawyer, and Michael Jackson are talking on the deck of a cruise ship when it crashed into a reef. The ship immediately lurches to the side and starts to sink.
The doctor yells, “We have to save the children!”
The lawyer yells, “Fuck the children!”
Michael Jackson says, “Do you think we have time?”
No jokes to add, but I just want to say that this rhyme is responsible for me learning what a “fag” was, when I was six. I had to ask my mom.
Someone told me that Michael Jackson went to Heaven. I replied that the phrase “touched by an angel” just took on a whole new meaning.
What were Michael Jackson’s last words?
“Farrah Fawcett still lives.”
Q: What’s the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: One was burned by coke, the other by Pepsi.
What happened with MJ and Pepsi?
In the eighties, he was filming a Pepsi commercial when some of the pyrotechnics set his hair on fire and burned his scalp fairly severely.
Yes, and their favorite charity was the Ignited Negro College Fund.
Oh…That’s just…wow…
I’m laughing all the way to hell with that one 
You owe me a new keyboard!
Not a Michael Jackson joke exactly but:
You’ve won the “Mingle with the Celebrities” trip from hell!
First, Grace Kelly drives you to the airport.
You’ll board a flight where you get to chat with Buddy Holly.
Jayne Mansfield picks you up at the airport.
Next, you have dinner with Karen Carpenter.
Then it’s off to watch some home movies with Bob Crane.
Next, you’ll go swimming with Natalie Wood.
Finish the day mingling at Sharon Tate’s…you never know who’ll drop in!
So what are we going to work in there, an aerobics workout with MJ?
Simply brilliant.
Nap time!
Nope. And childcare will be provided by Michael Jackson.
It’s as though everybody in this thread is on the bus to hell, but fighting over who gets to drive.
That’s siggable, that is. With your kind persimmon?
I was all ready to read this thread and get offended, but I am reminded that a joke can’t be offensive if it’s funny enough.
Ate a 10-year-old wiener!!!
Why’s today a great day for Michael Jackson?
It’s the first time in 25 years he’s gotten stiff without being sued.
Sure…enjoy!
I have to wonder, is the body recyclable?
That is amazingly funny.
::Elbows her way to the front, makes her bid for the wheel::