Michael Jackson, you alien fucktard, get the hell OFF this planet and don't come back

The BBQ Pit
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His Michael-ness has been dangling his baby son, one-handed, off a third-floor balcony in Berlin–only His Michael-ness and the alien parasite intelligence that inhabits his brain cells knows why.

Truly chilling photos here. It’s the tiny clenched toes that make me sick. That’s a baby that’s trying to hold on for dear life with his feet.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_712494.html

I would really love for someone to post that I’ve been royally whooshed, but I don’t think so, 'cause it’s all over GoogleNews.

So can someone, I dunno, just remove him from Planet Earth? I mean, this obviously isn’t his homeworld, can’t we seal him into a rocket and shoot him off in some random direction, perhaps over towards where they sent that Voyager thing with the golden CD with Bach on it? Then some other civilization can open him up the same time they open up the Bach and puzzle on it. And I’ll bet it’ll make sense to them 'cause it sure don’t to me.

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Bingo! Four threads on this subject, in the Pit, IMHO, Cafe Society, and MPSIMS! I’m off to Great Debates, to start a “should you dangle babies out of windows?” thread . . .

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Eve:
What’s the debate there?

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General Questions: “How high would a baby bounce if Michael Jackson dropped it off a fourth-story balcony?”

ATMB: “Would a Moderator get banned for dropping a baby off a fourth-story balcony?”

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The sweet part is he’s in town to get a lifetime achievement award, Bwahaha! You can’t make this shit up folks.

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Well on the bright side, maybe now the state has grounds to start a child endangerment investigation.

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:eek:

I see the thread title, in the pit, about MJ. no biggie.
I see the OP’s name: Duck Duck Goose

I look again at the thread title.

yep, “MJ” “fucktard” “hell”

yep, Duck Duck Goose
I swoon.

(on the OP, he’s so absolutely fucking nuts. I have felt very very sorry for those kids since before they were born.)

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Granted I’m just seeing the legs, but that kid looks surprisingly white…

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Well the mother of the first 2 is white, and the third one supposedly doesn’t have a mother <cue spooky music>.

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That diaper’s gonna need changing.

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My G-d! Lamarck was right!

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Prince Michael Jackson - 5.
Paris Jackson - 4.
Prince Michael Jackson II - 1.

Like we didn’t already know he was fucked in the head.

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What is with the towel over the head? It looks like some grisly mock baby execution. I’m sickened.

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The Pit is the correct place for this one. Holy crap.

I’m usually quick to take the position of an apologist for the man’s odd behaviour, since he never had a chance of having any kind of realistic early development.

But this, like the awful noise he makes, is indefensible.

One hopes charges are forthcoming and someone with authority takes a hard look at his fitness for custodial responsibilities. (No prejudice, I think it’s a good idea someone make sure the kids are safe, not advocating Child Services rushing in and grabbing 'em.)

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I don’t understand…if he was showing the baby off to his adoring fans, why did the baby have a handkerchief over his head?

I did notice the baby’s legs were white.

And how good a look is the crowd going to get at the baby if the hotel room is 3-4 stories up?

Odd odd odd…

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The dude is nuts. He’s more worried about photographers snapping a picture of his baby’s face than he is about the kid dropping from the balcony.

He took a vacation from reality a looong time ago.

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I’m assuming the baby requested it…

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“Baby’s First Nose-Job.”

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“I’m assuming the baby requested it…”

Bwhaaa!

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Damn you, Eve! Now my cube mates are looking at me curiously, wondering why I’m snorting laughter!