Sorry, the goat eat it.
Thanks for the warm welcome. Sorry about the goat eating the pie but if everyone comes to my house, I will make pie for all of you. Hope you don’t mind cats…I have eight. 
As long as they stay out of my pie.
:: looks hypnotically into multiple feline gaze ::
Cats… are… good…
:: goes into kitchen to open a can of tuna ::
:: does not find tuna ::
:: ponders going over to store to buy tuna ::
ditto.
Well, you can still ask the mods to change the title 
We’re excreted for you, dear. Enjoy your stay.