I Can Feel My Big Toe!!!

Holy Crap!!!

It’s been years since I’ve had any feeling on the outside halves of both my big toes. Years of standing up for very long periods of time, usually while wearing steel-toed shoes, has left me with calluses on the outsides of my toes. I didn’t realize how thick they were.

Well, I got myself a Ped Egg because I have rough heels. On a whim, I decided to see how it worked on calluses.

Well, I can feel my whole toe now. I can still feel a bit of thickness there but it’s a hell of a lot thinner than it was before. The skin there is almost malleable again. That callus must have been putting a lot of pressure on my nerves or something to cause my toe to go so numb for so long.

Oddly enough, this thing isn’t doing crap for my heels.

This sounds exciting. Can *I *feel your big toe too?

You’ve been visited by Steve, the Toe-Sucking Elf! IT’S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!

(rushes to the window and throws it wide; outside, all the Christmas bells are ringing)

David Carradine better watch his back.

–Cliffy