I can sing like Johnny Cash when I'm sick

There’s only one good thing about being sick, and that’s doing “Walk the Line” in karaoke. I can hit those low notes.

Yeah but we dont’ want to see you blowing your nose every verse.

Love that song BTW.

John Cash is the bomb.

Apropos of nothing, but in homage to a certain episode of Monty Python’s Flying Circus, I always sing it as “For friends of mine… I’d fight the lion”.

I sing the Caiaphas parts from Jesus Christ Superstar when I’m sick.

Ah, gentlemen …