I can speak cat.

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

Pretty pointless I know, but…

I have had a feral cat living under the sink in the bathroom cupboards for a few months (long story). Everytime I go in there he hisses at me.

This morning I went in, I was standing there brushing my hair, and like every morning he was hissing at me from his hiding spot.

So this morning I meowed at him.

He stopped hissing, and stuck his head out the door.

Rooow?

Meroow I answered.

Now if I go in there he comes running out meowing at me, and I have to pat him.

I wonder what I said?

#2

Damn it! He’s on to us!
Must kill him.

#3

I want to hear this story about the feral cat living under your sink.

#4

Me too.

#5

Me three.

#6

I can speak cat too.

::expression combo of disdain and indifference::

#7

Me four.

I’m intrigued to learn if you speak the same dialect of cat that I do.

#8

I can scare the patooties out of my cats when I make cat-fight yowls at them.

They don’t like it when I whistle, either.

#9

Me five. Actually, I’m bilingual. I can speak cat and dog. :slight_smile:

#10

According to my cat-human dictionary, the translation of your conversation is thus:

Magayuk: “You know, hiding under the bathroom sink is for pussies.”

Feral Cat: “These aren’t the droids you’re looking for. Why don’t you go fetch me some food, slave?”

Magayuk (looking at hairbrush): “This isn’t the droid I’m looking for. I believe I’ll go fetch some food.”
Nice knowin’ ya, Magayuk.

#11

Me six.

C’mon Magayuk, out with it!

#12

I desire the tale of the feline tail.

Arroit! Varlet! (That’s you, Magayuk!)
Tell thy tale.

I’ve been reading “Thor”…

#13

Well, hell, I speak cat too.

It’s just that when I speak their language they pretend not to understand me.

Not unlike the French.

#14

Come on!! Story Story Story!!! It isn’t everyday that we meet someone that keeps a feral cat under their bathroom sink.

#15

YES!

Tell us of your rabid room-mate!

#16

Just to add to the pile on, I’d like to hear how that cat was living feral in your cupboard for so long without you flipping out eventually…

#17

BOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!

Never mind.

That is so cool. I wanna hear the story, too.

#18

Someone email Magayuk and tell him/her to return to this thread! I must hear this story!

#19

I sure wish I could get some feral cats for the bathroom. The decor in there is simply lacking.

#20

I wanna hear too! My cats can actually speak English. As a matter of fact just last night Spook said…oh…wait…that wasn’t the cat…damn…let it slip…