I can speak cat.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I was at work, gimmie a break :slight_smile:

It’s not that not even that great of a story (and it’s long), but anyhoo…

I bought the house last year, it’s out in the country, and it has a few acres, no near neighbours. There is plenty of local wildlife, rats, beavers, muskrats, giant ugly regular rats. One day I looked out and saw a black blob sitting by the entrance to the woods. I went outside, because I am nosey, and I need to know what the wildlife is doing. It was the cat, and he took off when he saw me.

I saw him every few days after that, and the first day it snowed I felt badly for him, so I left out a bowl of food. He started coming by regularly after that.

Well one day after I had put out the bowl of food I let out a rottie I was dog sitting. She didn’t know about the no-eating-the-grumpy-cat’s-food rule, (and rotties are pigs anyway) so she went over and starting scarfing out of the bowl.

The black blob comes flying out of the woods before I can get the rottie out of the food, and just launches himself at the dog. The dog takes off with the cat wailing on her.

I am standing there with the door open calling the dog (which was brilliant), she comes running in with the cat still going after her. I wasn’t quick enough closing the door, so the cat was in the house, the dog is running around the living room, with this absolutely enraged cat chasing her. The dog ended up knocking over the couch, the computer, and sent a counter full of drying dishes to the floor.

The cat needed to go back outside, but there was no way I could touch it, so I ran off to get my broom, with the hope of hearding him out. Which was a total failure, the only thing I accomplished was the cat was now mad at me, and had forgotten the dog (who was trying to hide behind a chair).

I had left the front door open; the house is set up so that the front hall is right beside the bathroom door. I wasn’t smart enough to close the bathroom door, and the cat eventually ended up in there, under the sink. Well, there was no way I was pulling that guy out. So he’s been there since.

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And now you have started the making friends process.
Congratulations. You have been adopted.

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Not that great of a story? That was hysterical! Congrats on your new kitty.

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how long have you had your “guest”?

Does he harass you when you try to use the john?

And, where does he go to the john? :eek:

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That is too a great story!

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That’s what I was going to ask! And just what the heck has this cat been eating? Q-tips? Half-used bottles of shampoo? (oops, that’s what’s under the cupboard in my bathroom).

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He has been living in there since early March I believe.

I put a itter box under the sink for him, which he uses. Which I think is pretty neat, how does a wild cat know about using a litter box? But he has never gone anywhere but in it. Sometimes he hides in there, and if I pull it out when he’s in it, he freaks out. So I do a quick scan of the bathroom to make sure I know where he is.

For my part, I try to use the toilet at work.

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I feed the guy Queen Bee :slight_smile:

But he has been gathering up rolls of toilet paper, and shreddding them, sort of like a hamster does.

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perhaps what you’ve really got then is a feral hamster?

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Thanks for the story - and congrats on your kitty!

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Now, really, that was a story worth telling. Thanks!

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This is kind of like Stockholm Syndrome…where the person held hostage eventually becomes attached to his captor. Only in this case, the cat captor is the one staying put in one place while Magayuk is free to move around. And it’s been that way for 7 months.

This could be the stage after exposition in a Steven Kingesque type novel…the cat commandant now sees you as more than an annoying presence, since you are able to communicate with it, and will now draw you into its freakish nightmare world of stygian solitude, since you now understand its language.

Keep us posted.

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And we’ll find out that the Dark Tower is just a really big scratching post.

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Does he ever go outside any more?

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That was the funniest thing I think I have ever read. You have had a feral cat under the sink for nearly 7 months hissing at you. LOL I don’t think I will stop laughing for a while.

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Try giving it some cream or condensed milk, then meow or purr at it.

This may sweeten its disposition towards you.

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If you do, you had better hope that it decides it’s gonna keep on using the litter tray!*
Milk & Cream are bad for most cats that haven’t been brought up drinking it every day, it’s too rich for them and will give them really squitty bums!
You could try watering down a little milk, that should be ok.

Ham is a good bribe too.

If you catch him looking at you, blink your eyes real slow at him. Staring directly at a cat is a sign of aggression, but if you blink at him you’re indicating that you’re not a threat you’re just interested.
If he blinks back you’ve won! :wink:

(* He’s probably using the tray because cats like to scratch and bury their doings, he can scrabble around in the tray, but not so much on the floor of your bathroom, so it’d feel more natural for him to dig around in the tray.)
That’s such a cool story, that’s made me all happy! :slight_smile:

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No, awhile ago I tried leaving the window open in there, and poking him with a stick, and he wouldn’t leave. So I gave up.

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Leave the doors open, both to the cupboard and to the bathroom. That way he can explore the rest of the house while you’re gone. If it’s been 7 months, he’s litter-box trained now.

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Oh my God, so the poor wee thing has been in one room for seven months?!?

I recommend a leather jacket, gardening gloves, and a scarf wrapped round your head to get him out of there… (This is what I wear when I have to take Cookie to the vet.)