Oh God!!
Was I supposed to introduce myself?
How very rude of me.
I never got the memo.
OK, here goes:
Hi all. My name is Bill and I’m damned glad to meetcha.
How was that?
HI I am Rachel, but some of you already know that 
Now everyone does!! It is good to get it off your chest isn’t it??
Greetings, fellow Dopers! Hugs all around!
'Ello, I’m Vince. My measurements are 42-75-34, my turn-ons are romantic dinners and silly little presents, and my turn-offs are bad breath and mean people.
I accept all major credit cards. Call me!
V.
I’m really new to posting here too, but have lurked here for quite a while.
I’m Virgil, Howdy All!
“The basis of Optimism is sheer terror” —Oscar Wilde
I, too neglected to introduce myself.
My first time to the SDMB I came across the thread “funniest things said during/after lovemaking” and felt obliged to insert my 2 cents worth.
Then I came across the thread “Fear of Mathematics” where I did introduce myself.
Just in case that didn’t count, I’m Kent. I’m addicted to the SDMB. And I seemed to jump past my “newbie” period without anyone noticing. 
SouthernStyle
Yep, another one. I love this thread, it’s so warm and inviting. Especially after reading all the tragic Wally threads. They all make me very sad I never knew him. Maybe some day, all the wonderful Dopers will speak so nicely of me!
Continued good grok to all.
Hi Bob! Hi Baloo!
Is that like Ricky Ricardo’s line, “Bob-ba-loo”?
In any case, take a moment to reflect on past glories and future dreams.
Then, since I’ve just laid in a keg and a week’s worth of beer nuts, let’s get down to serious relaxing.
Hi, my name’s Jay and I’m an alcoholic. I’m a Cancerian and my lucky number is 12. Go Orioles.
Sorry I didn’t introduce myself earlier. My real name is Steve. (I’m sure someone out there knows who Cal Meacham is.)
Niggle – “Leaf by Niggle” is a story by J.R.R. Tolkein, he of he Lord of the Rings. I found it a tedious read, but it’s just the right level of obscurity for an SDMB handle, so I thought that’s why you chose it.
“Tell Zeno I’m willing to meet him halfway.”
here in Wisconsin, got a problem with it?
Scott here by the way.
Anyone know three words that end in “gry”? 
Here in Florida we say “Howdy”, “Okeechobee”, and “If you can’t drive any faster than that get off the damned road.”
Three? Three? If I weren’t so darn hungry I’d be angry at not knowing the other one.
SouthernStyle
Yup.
1.Angry.
2.Hungry.
3.Thenextposterwhoasksthiswillgetsmackedintheheadwithashovelgry.
Anywho, I’m Eric. Pleased to meet’cha.
I just kind of snuck in recently - read the “I am the Very Model of a Modern Libertarian” thread, and just had to investigate you folks further.
My real name is Christine, but you can call me Aeryn - lord knows I won’t be able to remember all the handle/name corellations revealed here! I stole my handle from a Farscape character I admire.
Pleased to be here - I only wish I had come earlier and “met” Wally.
Hello, I’m Shaun, long-time reader, recent poster. I’m a Scorpio who enjoys evil plots, good novels, and long talks with good friends.
I wish I had started posting earlier so I could have talked with Wally. 
Hi, my name is Sarah.
Travis, no mystery in my name, 'cept the number.
There are 4 words in the English language ending in ‘gry’, but in the riddle you’re thinking of, the answer is actually “language”. 
Clever, no?
- Hungry
- Angry
- Aggry
- Puggry
Hello all.
My name is Ron, and I figured that this thread would be the proper place to post my first message on this board.
I was recently (read yesterday) turned on to this board, and have spent a considerable amount of time trying to catch up.
Having adminned a UBB message board for quite a while, I am impressed by the variety and quality of the regulars here.
Also, let me express my deepest heartfelt condolences on the passing of WallyM7. After performing a search for all posts by him, I am truly sorry that we never had a chance to interact. He really seemed to be the best of us on the Net.
So, with that said, I am proud to be the junior member of such an august company.
O
Habbas all. I do by the name Michael. Or as my friends call me, Da Muffin. Or as I call myself, The Smooooth Muffinator!
:::strutting out the door in a rather jiggy-like fashion:::
My birth name is Edmund, and everybody calls me Ned. Neither name allows me to escape being made fun of, unfortunately. :\