Today I saw someone at work pick a piece of ear wax out of his ear, and eat it. Yes, eat. Not flick across the office like any normal person… EAT.
I had no idea this kind of debauchery existed.
People, do not put anything in your mouth except:
Am I right or am I right?
I think you better add ‘sex organs’ in there, too.
Or face mass defections from your movement.
… and mercury thermometers (which it sounds like he needs).
:eek: That is just nasty :eek:
Wow. I’ve read all kinds of TMI posts cheerfully and happily. I’ve got a strong stomach. I wasn’t skeered.
And now you just found my Kryptonite. bleeeagh
EARWAX?
gags, tries to forget
How is ear wax any worse than sex organs or sex juices?
Has anyone ever seen that Everybody Loves Raymond
episode when Robert brings the Perfect WomanTM home for dinner, and then Ray sees her eat a fly?
samarm are we fighting ignorance on this board or what?
Of course earwax can be eaten. Flicking it across an office is a waste of good materials and pretty damn rude, too.
To enlighten you further, I recommend you try not only earwax, but also:
[ul]
[li]those nice hard waxy granulettes that pop out if a loved one’s back is properly squeezed [/li][li]cut off fingernails (for added fun, use them as toothpicks first)[/li][li]the cheesy soft material that comes out of the ridge between cheeck and nostrils; [/li][li]scabs (my personal all time favourite)[/li][/ul]
Yours, Maastricht
(for the committee of Truths That May Gross Out The Public But Nevertheless Have To Be Brought Out In The Open)
you forgot cigarettes, pipes, etc. (ok, so tobacco cigarettes 
are kinda gross, but not abnormal.)
Note to self:
Don’t eat fruit while reading this thread…
Won’t somebody think of the candles?
ugggggh
there go my peeps…
mmmmm… forbidden wax…
Suffice to say I can never look at this person in the same light ever again.
All together… form a line…
You don’t win friends with ear wax!
You don’t win friends with ear wax!
You don’t win friends with ear wax!
…
It
just
is.
I’ve been known to chew on a pen or pencil in my time … am I a freak or something??
Duh, guys: you forgot gum! Jeez.
I’m sure there’s a Young Ones reference in here somewhere…
I don’t know. Ear wax is definitely not as bad as boogers.
…mmm, this mutton sandwich is GOOOOOD…
You want a reference?
“Alas…earwax.”
Maybe he’s a taste tester for Bertie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans.