I read this as: “Or face mass defecations from your movement.”
All in all, that’s a very funny statement and resultant mental picture, especially in light of the nature of the thread.
If this guy is willing to eat earwax just imagine what else has been in his mouth! :eek:
Hey, I tried earwax once, in kindergarten. I was sitting in the back of the room, bored right out of my skull, idly contemplating the outsize nugget I’d just extracted from my left ear, when I had an epiphany to the effect that anything which looks so much like caramel must taste like it, too.
Trust me, it doesn’t.
In retrospect, I’m glad I didn’t have the same sort of idea while contemplating another bodily product that bears an uncanny resemblance to chocolate.