I can't believe I'm starting a sequential title thread

from here:

**What are some signs of interest when you talk to a woman?

Yyyyaaaaaayyyyyy!!!**

Got nose pierced-watery, red eye the next day

I Need Some Flesh-Eating Slug Repellant

Gifts for a 1 year old girl
stray cat
I’m giving you $300…

In GQ:
**Dump Truck Controls - dump while moving fast?

What’s wrong with my brakes?**

Care to join me in bemoaning an unrequited crush?
Obsession du Jour

I recognized someone in a porn video!
I wasn’t staring at your boob–honest!

Okay this is really cheating since these are not together anymore, but they were so good that I remembered them!

Right this moment in MPSIMS, there is:

Michael Jackson having quadruplets - Og help us!

followed by:

We’re inducing today!

I saw somebody I knew in porn!!
Check out this toilet

:eek:

I’m Finished!! I’ve actually finished my MA Thesis!!!
I can’t believe I’m starting a sequential title thread

Forget that other stuff:

Castles, culture and damn good beer…PragueDope anyone?
Hey…we just wanted a few beers

Check out this toilet
How the hell did this get in my desk?

…and from the Eek! Department:

I just saw someone I know in porn!!
Michael Moore is silly
My eyeballs are vibrating!

The obligatory greeting

you fluffy little BITCH.

**THE KITTY, MAN. WHERE’s THE &(*^ING KITTY?!
Check out this toilet
**

Also…

** Everybody In That Photo Is Dead: Morbid Thoughts Looking At Old Photos

The Unofficial Straight Dope Members Picture Pages

**:eek:

Purple-haired seniors

"I taught you better than that!" moments

Dead Girl Diary

Does this make me weird? (death related)