My husband- a terrible driver. My proof? Speeding tickets. Yesterday we’re driving to work together. We’re on a back road (two lanes, speed limit 45). He’s doing about 55 or 60. We are approaching a school zone, so I say “You’de better slow down, there are going to be cops out because it’s the first day of school”
We crest the hill, he hits the brakes- too late. There is a cop at the bottom of the hill turning on his lights and he pulls us over. My idiotic husband gets a ticket for doing 47 in a 30 (the speed limit dropped during my comment to him). So I don’t know the deal- he gets tickets all the time. He also loves to make fun of the fact that I leave early no matter where I’m going and I don’t go over the speed limit, no matter what (unless someone in the car is bleeding).
So this is just my mini rant about the fact that he just doesn’t get it. And now we’ll have another fine and our insurance will go up. Again.
I told him if he tries to fight the ticket in court, I’m showing up and telling them he was going even faster then he got clocked!!
PS- Don’t flame me- this is a lighthearted post- we rarely bicker, but I just find it bizzare/amusing that he just can’t get a grip on this bad habit.
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