I can't fucking believe they are actually doing this.

By the way, what are these “SA” forums? I keep seeing these mentioned, but never what or where they are.

I wasn’t aware of that. Most people I’ve ever heard tend to have glowing things to say about the guy when they speak about Eddie Vedder. Oh well… just goes to show how much I know! :smiley:

It’s the Something Awful website. Sometimes amusing. I enjoy the Photoshop Phridays.

Denzel plays the stooge in “The Manchurian Candidate”, and not the Humprey Bogart detective part? Oh no!

I followed the link…there’s a whole list of awful ideas for films…which one is the particular problem? :stuck_out_tongue:

It’s hard, frankly, to give a fiddler’s fuck about some crappy teeny-bopper movie.

Like capacitor, though, I’m upset by a pointless remake of The Manchurian Candidate.

Suspect Zero, I’ll admit, sounds intruiging.

Why the hell would anybody make a remake of The Stepford Wives?

Speaking of shitty movies, isn’t Scooby Doo 2 coming out soon?

Hey, I enjoyed Scooby Doo. It was delightfully campy and bizarre, and it was a major departure from the cliches of the actual Scooby Doo cartoon…

And the ending…

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Because the first attempt to film the book completely missed the mark?

Boy I hope that’s a whoosh.

What, my post?

What, you’d rather see another Jay and Silent Bob opus from Kevin Smith? Snootchie Boochie!!!

Sheesh.

Grow up.

There’s going to be a Where’s Waldo? movie?

Oh, come on, people, that’s all small potatoes next to the fact that they’ve cast Jim Carrey as Count Olaf! Um, !!! What in all the hells was possessing these people? Oh, right, it’s Hollywood.

To me, Sk8er Boi sounds like the title of a gay porn flick. It should be on a double bill with Buster Goes to Laguna.

I’m not sure if that’s a reference to a real film or not, but just the title makes me laugh.

This is a whoosh, right? I’m getting good at spotting them.

(What “Humprey Bogart detective part”?)

Jim Carrey as Count Olaf. Starring in a kids’ movie that’s supposed to be dark and morose.

I can only hope that they don’t turn that movie into an excuse for Jim Carrey to mug for the camera every second.

There hasn’t already been a Where’s Waldo movie?