Let’s hope the screenplay is better written than the song.
GURL: Hey, you’re a boy.
BOI: Yeah, and you’re a girl.
GURL: Guess it’s obvious what we should do now.
BOI: But I’m a punk.
GURL: Really? I do ballet.
BOI: Ya don’t say. I play guitar.
GURL: That’s cool. But your clothes don’t fit. Goodbye.
BOI: I’m going to write a song about you, but it’ll be ironic and self-referent because this is already the song I wrote.
The title alone is a good reason to not see it.
The only redeeming quality is that it will have to flop (ahem, Crossroads, Glitter, any Madonna movie…) and it might deter producers from embarassing the nation with more crap like this in the future.
I may need to shoot myself. I know my sister will want to see this. With my luck, she’ll declare it her most favorite movie ever, watch it 1000 times, and nothing I can do will avoid the inevitability of me hearing at least one or two lines of dialogue.
God, I can already imagine the sheer horror. Having a younger sister with absolutely no critical facilities at all when it comes to movies will do that to you. My family’s house has been subjected to every single piece of shitty, painfully stupid teenybopper-aimed made-for-TV-movie that has come down the pipe since my sister grew out of Aladdin. CURSES!
I thought Avril was amazing until I heard her speak in an interview and realized she’s – well, kinda an idiot and a bit of a jerk to boot.
Still love her music though. I’d see it.
But wait, guys. He’s a punk. He wears baggy clothes! And she does ballet! They come from different worlds! How will those crazy kids make it work?
Avril is a dud, both mentally and musically. Anyone who thinks she’s the “anti-Britney” hasn’t been listening too closely to her lyrics. As empowering as “I’m a Slave 4 U” and just as vapid.
but sk8er boiz are so cuuuuuuuute…
I do love summer in Montreal.
IT TOOK FOUR PEOPLE TO WRITE THAT SONG?!
Not when they spell their names like that, matt.
And Otto Preminger rolls over in his grave like a dremel bit.
Isn’t the song written from the POV of the punk boy’s girlfriend after he’s famous. She’s like rubbing it in to the bitchy girl isn’t she?
So which one will Avril play? The ballet girl or the other girl who saw the sk8er boi’s [sic] potential before anyone else?
Man, this thing is going to make Glitter look like Schindler’s List.
Well, to quote Avril:
And to quote Avril again:
What more can I say?
Yeah! Just like Adaptation! Anyone know if Spike Jonze has been contacted yet? How about Charlie Kaufman? They aren’t interested? Whyever not?
Hey, I’m excited. Avril is hot. Maybe she’ll get naked. Are there any petitions on this?
All I can say is
[Janice from Friends]Oh. Moi. Gawd![/janice]
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This movie will most likely have a lot of Avril in it’s soundtrack. I suggest the end credits song to be Avril’s live cover of SoaD’s “Chop Suey”. “Father, why have you forsaken me” as screeched by a chipmunk on speed would be a sentiment we could all agree with.
Spelling it “boi” is usually a gay thing; often trans.
I’m like, wicked psyched:rolleyes:
That’s what I was thinking lissner. I thought only trannies and flamers spelled ‘boi’ that way.
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OTOH—, this is the funniest Sk8r boi parody I"ve heard so far.
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… just to link up the entire mass of Sk8ter Boi talk here, there’s <<gasp>> more discussion of this sure to be epic film in this thread too.
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