This is going to be the best movie ever

[Wristy_McSlashalot]

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/030528/80/e0ym0.html

Lavigne’s “Boi” to roll on film
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Pop singer Avril Lavigne’s hit single “Sk8er Boi” is heading to the big screen.
Paramount Pictures has hired “ER” writer/producer David Zabel to adapt its words into a feature film to be produced by studio-based MTV Films and Alphaville.
The song, which captures the divide between cliques and cultures, is about a teenage girl who rejects a skater boy with a crush on her because her friends didn’t approve of him – even though she secretly likes him. Years later, he becomes a famous rock star and she is left with regrets.
Because the song has become an anthem for teenagers, the film will be true to spirit of the song. Also titled “Sk8er Boi,” the feature will focus on the two teens from different backgrounds and the social constraints in which they find themselves.
The project, though not a musical, will have a heavy musical component in the style of the studio’s previous hits “Flashdance,” “Footloose” and “Save the Last Dance.”
Scott Spock, Lauren Christy and Graham Edwards – the writing-production team collectively known as the Matrix who co-wrote with Lavigne and produced “Sk8er Boi,” among other hits, on Lavigne’s album “Let Go” – will act as consultants on the screenplay. They also will create an event album with new original songs around the movie and executive produce the soundtrack.

BUT DO YOU THINK THEY’LL OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES BY THE END?! :eek: :eek:

[One_And_Only_Wanderers]

Hmm attractice teen rejects geeky teen. geeky teen suffers transformation to attractiveness leaving original attractive teen gasping to go out with em.

WOW I’ve never seen a film like THAT before

[Snooooopy]

If she slashes her wrists … then that’d be a movie.

[refusal]

I don’t see how they can be true to the song and still make it a teen movie: will they have the woman now in her late 20s stalking the rock star and trying to win him back? Or (as the article suggests) will it just be about a bunch of high school kids and the only resemblance to the song be the inclusion of a skateboard (sorry, sk8board, or sk8eboard, or whatever)?

But I guess there’s a new generation of teen-movie-goers every few years, and it can’t be any worse than the upcoming (and doubtless similarly-plotted) Grease 3. Can it?

[paulberserker]

this is perhaps the worst idea for a movie ever. except perhaps ‘swept away’. i hope it stars avril lasagne, because god knows we need more 2 bit 6 month careers popstars appearing in films.
a world chock of full of people with great ideas for films, and studios still conform to some MTV demographic.

[widdershins]

I shudder to think what else could be in the pipeline if the studios want to try the old Max Baer Jr. (Macon County Line, Ode To Billy Joe) gimmick of making films based on popular songs. Didn’t they learn their lesson from Harper Valley PTA and The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia?

[astorian]

Maybe it could feature a cameo by David Bau-ee.

[stolichnaya]

I’m going to enjoy this just for the reviews, good and bad.

“Gr8!” - Hanky Malcontent, moviezIlove.com
“4 Shame” - Ebert
“Boi Howdy!” - Gene Shalit

[Little_Nemo]

I wish Ms Lavigne the best of luck. Crossroads set the bar pretty high.

[karomon]

*Originally posted by astorian *
**Maybe it could feature a cameo by David Bau-ee. **

Who’s he? Was he in the Sex Pie-stols?

[Terminus_Est]

Do we get to see Avril nekkid?

[elf6c]

I hear Vanilla Ice is still available.

[Marley23]

My review: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: out of a possible :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack: :smack:

[Zebra]

Just so long as they don’t make a movie out of The Night Chicago Died we’ll be OK.

[Tars_Tarkas]

I thought this was about Freddy vs. Jason!

Now to turn this into an AICN talkback:
Hulk Hogan as Avril Lavigne! “It’s complicated, brother!” Avril Lavigne is the sexiest Tomboy beanpole on the planet! And she gets sodomized, by all things, a MONKEY!

[Dryga_Yes]

*Originally posted by Wristy McSlashalot *
**BUT DO YOU THINK THEY’LL OVERCOME THEIR DIFFERENCES BY THE END?! :eek: :eek: **

hahaha.

[Little_Nemo]

And she gets sodomized, by all things, a MONKEY!

“No…I asked for a monkey butler!”

[Equipoise]

*Originally posted by Tars Tarkas *
**I thought this was about Freddy vs. Jason!

Now to turn this into an AICN talkback:
Hulk Hogan as Avril Lavigne! “It’s complicated, brother!” Avril Lavigne is the sexiest Tomboy beanpole on the planet! And she gets sodomized, by all things, a MONKEY! **

NO man, that movei sucked big dogz butt azz! and your a big fat fuck whoze alla time likking azz to get into moviez n shit!

Everthing sucks shit and im PROUD of the fact htat my IQ is below 50! Dude!

Id liek to kizz Avrls ass though. shes real purty

(Or something like that. I feel my IQ is automatically lowered by 30 or so points if I just THINK about reading a AICN talkback)

[Equipoise]

(I hope the mods realize that I was parodying AICN talkbacks. I do not believe that Tars Tarkas is big, fat, or a fuck, I’d like to think my IQ is a bit higher than 50 and, while I do think Avril is a pretty girl, would not like to kiss her ass. Thank you for your time)

[kasuo]

Hmm, Avril naked…

I’ll be in my bunk…