I can't move.

It’s the end of the tennis season, and it’s supposed to get cold. This weekend they take down the nights. A few friends and myself went to play tennis after work. We played nine sets, starting at 6:00 and ending at about 11:30. I also drank 2 or 3 (or maybe 10) beers, strictly for hydration of course.

3 sets of singles, 6 of doubles.

I’m 33, but right now I feel very very old. My lower back is a painful knot, my legs are stiff, my right arm feels like it’s been wrenched from its socket, and I have a headache.

I am at work now, and there are things I have to do today. I would really rather curl up into a ball of self-satisfied tired pity.

But I won 7 of the 9 sets. My serve was a thunderbolt. My groundstrokes inspired fear. When I charged the net the angels retreated, and the ground shook at my overheads. It was worth it, a great night.

This morning though… Owww.

They don’t really take down the nights. They take down the nets.

With apologies to Libertarian:

I disagree.

This was supposed to be in the Pit or Mpsims, doesn’t matter. Sorry. Must…jumpstart…brain.

I’ll move it over to MPSIMS.

Ahhh… Here’s your thread… :smiley:

I say we call you Tennistilus. God of the Green Court.

I’m an avid Racquetball player, and got hit in the kidney by a very hard shot yesterday. It hit bare skin because of the tank I was wearing and actually managed to suck blood out through the skin. Pretty funny really, but boy oh boy does it hurt today. I empathize with you…

I used to play tennis. I used to play racquetball. Now I just play with my computer. I may be out of shape, but I don’t hurt this morning.
:slight_smile:

Feel better!

Yeah, but it’s a good hurt though.

It’s the kind of hurt that lets you know you’re strong. That you can dominate and be powerful.

It’s the second best hurt there is. IMHO. :wink:

Actually I would have felt really guilty if Unclebeer had had to waste his 4000th post moving my stupid thread.

I for one am looking for something truly inspiring, that will lift me up out of my physical and mental malaise, and give me a reason to live through the long dark winter of tennislessness.

That’s what r-ball is for Scylla. Maybe a totally different game, but the same pricipals. Plus you don’t have to go chasing down little yellow balls. You can chase down blue or green balls.
Tho’ I now see the irony in always getting blue-balls when I go to the gym.

I play squash, but it ain’t the same.