so I’m going to say it here. (Too many people would know who, what and why.)
My son’s a sound tech for a couple bars on the beach. Here’s how the start of St. Paddy’s Day weekend went:
owner: Can you make the band sound any better?
son: No. They suck.
owner: Then can you turn 'em down?
Though he was all frustrated I just had to laugh.
I hope the rest of the weekend goes better.
Does anyone else remember a thread here with a story about a sound tech at a nightclub who had a “suck” button, and would threaten to use it on bands that kept playing past their scheduled time? He’d programmed his equipment to drop the lead singer’s pitch a fraction of a note so they were out of tune, and add different delays to different instruments so their timing was all out of whack, and other ingenious, insidious things. Darned if I can find that thread.
I’m glad, too. Small tragedies make great comedies.
Thought: if I go around adjusting my “suck” button but leave my foil hat at home, will people know what I’m doing?