I come with more Crazy: Haiti proves 'Avatar' religion doesn't work.

Sent from my favorite emailing nutjob, a link to this article:

Haiti proves ‘Avatar’ religion doesn’t work.

Here’s a blurb…

Bwah?! :confused:

I think the entire article is trying to make the argument that James Cameron is a devout Pantheist, and his movie is really a manipulative religious tool that will convert you to the “religion” of Pandora, thereby destroying Christianity forever. Oh, and Haiti is primitive and disgraceful, therefore capitalism is God’s sanctified gift to humanity, being as pure as the driven snow such as Jesus Himself.

Bwah?! :confused:

To read the entire article is to take a trip into a dark, mindless place where madness lurks and any hope of sanity, reason and logic is lost. Enjoy!

I think William Shatner said it best when he said “Come on, it’s just a TV show!” Some people take themselves WAY too seriously.

Where’s all his outrage against the Jedi? And that’s over SIX movies, and TV shows. And merchandising.

That is some quality crazy, right there.

This isn’t so much true in the case of the earthquake, but some of Haiti’s other natural disasters have been made much worse because of the country’s environmental problems. Hurricanes and other rainstorms have caused much more severe flooding and landslides due to the extreme deforestation in the country.

Oh come on, everyone knows Cameron is a Pandorian.

Aw, crap.

First hurricane Katrina totally blew my faith in the Force, now the Haiti earthquake has disillusioned me about the ontological model of Avatar… I guess I will remain apostate until Flow My Tears, the Policeman Said comes out next year.

The people of Haiti are Christians. Maybe if they were pantheists, nature wouldn’t be so harsh on them.

“So you believe that god is all things?”

“Sure”

“Even kitchen utensils?”

“Of course not. I’m a pantheist, not a frying pantheist.”

Those poor Haitians just keep working their way down the list.

Obviously Christianity wasn’t protecting them. Then they tried Voodoo and that hasn’t worked.

Pat Robertson says they tried Satanism. That didn’t protect them.

Now they know that pantheism isn’t the answer.

Bangladesh has shown that Islam isn’t going to save you.

So what now? Shinto? Sikhism?

How about secular humanism?

Perhaps if the type of Christianity popular in Haiti was not so hell-bent against birth control of any sort the place wouldn’t be so drastically overpopulated and there’d be more of everything to go around.

Does that include earthquakes? Because I think everyone in Haiti has had enough of those.

I doubt many of the Haitians could’ve afforded to see Avatar, thereby, they haven’t been converted to Pantheism (which does include earthquakes!) but alas, Pantheism is bunk and clearly Christianity is not.

OR IS IT?!

Since now, the majority of Haitians remain Christians, does this mean not seeing Avatar proves Christianity doesn’t work?

Quick, someone call someone… I think we’re on to something!

I think that the lack of people in Haiti seeing Avatar proves that Avatar prevents earthquakes. I mean, you haven’t seen any major earthquakes anywhere else in the world, where Avatar has been making money hand over fist.

Holy shit. Call the frikkin’ president… We need to set up 3D IMAX theaters all around quake-zones, STAT!