…say something funny.
I felt this had potential in the temporary boards, but it was actually only up for a few hours before we moved back home.
Polopony.
You didn’t say it had to be funny to everyone. 
Ban DiHydrogen Monoxide!!
Again, only funny to a few, but it has a website !
Failing that, “Pivot!” (Friends fans will know)
So this doctor goes into a guy’s office and… wait, that’s not right. It’s the guy that walks into a doctor’s office. Yeah. So the guy performs the aforementioned action, and the guy tells the doctor he needs an operation. Wait, I got it backwards again, didn’t I? Well, reverse those elements and you’ll see what I meant. In any case, the guy politely replied that he would like a second opinion on the matter. The doctor then insulted the guy’s appearance.
Tiddy-boom!
(A joke is never as good the second time you tell it, is it?)
-Loopus
Moe to Curly: “Yeah, and that’s why catfish don’t have kittens!”
Tripler
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk . . .
blargh
Orgasmic Franzy
I said it before, and I’ll say it again. Kumquat. My favorite word ever.
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Spoobles! 
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Guy walks into a bar and says “Ow”.
rim shot
crickets chirping
What?
ok…
“something funny”
My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
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Now THAT is funny! I can hear it over and over in my head…PIVOT…PIVOT…PIVOT…PIVOT!!!
Thanks for the laugh!
Dingleberry.
so the termite walks in and says, “is the bar tender here?”