shannablu, bonvenon! Bienvenue! Welcome!
If I could ever find that welcome post I made with guidelines for usage of the SDMB, I’d repost it. But I’ll sum it up by “Have fun. Endure puns. Do not open threads labeled ‘TMI’ at work. Don’t be an idiot. Do Not Feed The Trolls. And pay attention to what the moderators say.” 