Let’s go 68.
You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.
What did the zero say to the eight?
“Hey, nice belt!”
[QUOTE=cmyk]
Kkhheeeekkhheeeekkhheeeekkhheekkhheekkhheeeeee!
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Too many eees. Sounds like he’s shrieking, or a bat. I’d maybe try it more like kkhrehrehhrhhrhhr.
Saw this one on QI and didn’t get it:
*Why did lion get lost? Because jungle is massive. *
[QUOTE=Small Hen]
Saw this one on QI and didn’t get it:
*Why did lion get lost? Because jungle is massive. *
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“Jungle is massive” is a line from a song featured on the Ali G Indahouse soundtrack. Not being so up on rave culture, I don’t know if massive was an adjective relating to jungle before it was put into that song.
Jungle is a kind of techno/dance music with a very fast beat. Wikipedia seems to think it’s the same as drum and bass, which I wasn’t aware of.
ETA: Oh, and what’s QI?
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight-something.
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I like it. Of course, there’s an extra layer of humour there for speakers of Australian English (where “root” is slang for sexual intercourse).
QI: Quite Interesting is an English comedy quiz show, hosted by Stephen Fry. I used to watch it on Youtube, but sadly, many of the episodes have been removed. It is one of the funniest TV shows I have ever watched.
Oh, and thanks for the reply on the joke.
[QUOTE=Gus Gusterson]
5% tax would only bring it to 72.
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How did you make out with your date last night?
We did 72!
72?!
Yeah! 69 on the bed and 3 more on the floor.
How fast do they travel on Highway 69?
Lickety split.
[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]
Because seven ate nine. 
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What stands between fear and sex?
fünf!
Das ist nicht lustig. 
I thought it was.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight-something.
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I really don’t get this one, though… I’m feeling thick. 
[QUOTE=Tabby_Cat]
I really don’t get this one, though… I’m feeling thick.
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Just remember, eight always equals ate. 
[QUOTE=Tabby_Cat]
I really don’t get this one, though… I’m feeling thick.
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The square root of 69 is 8.3066238629180748525842627449075…
Or 8 something for the less mathematically precise.
Eating Seven of Nine doesn’t sound too bad…