Or at least I feel like a fool because I was in the middle of something and my phone cut out. Could someone please help my ignorance, or my missing the pieces, or whatever else I need?!?! 
“Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle?”
“because if you add four and four you get eight!”
What did I miss, where is the pun, what’s the riddle, etc.
Feeling pretty dumb right now!!!
Sorry, y’all…
Eight = ate = eaten.
“you get eight” could also mean “you get ate” (or “eaten”, which would be more grammatically correct).
eta I have got to start typing faster
What’s the square root of 69?
Eight-something.
[QUOTE=Johnny L.A.]
Eight = ate = eaten.
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Oh christ. I figured that part out. I thought it was going to be something that i missed in the cutting of the cell phone. That was it?? That was it???
Yeah, I guess that was it… 
I’ll maintain my groan response (similar, of course to that of 69)
HAAH!!!
Same reason why 6 is afraid of 7.
Because seven ate nine. 
I see where the OP’s coming from, though…it’s not very funny and doesn’t really make much sense.
Edit: By ‘not very funny’ I mean ‘not actually funny at all’.
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get eight more…
[QUOTE=racer72]
Why is 77 better than 69?
You get eight more…
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[QUOTE=Mbossa]
I see where the OP’s coming from, though…it’s not very funny and doesn’t really make much sense.
Edit: By ‘not very funny’ I mean ‘not actually funny at all’.
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I don’t think anybody over 6 would find it funny. All an adult can hope for is a groan at the end of telling that at best. Likely they’ll get a punch in the face if they tell it at a bar, which would be a laugh for the spectators.
How fast can you have sex with someone?
68 mph. Because when you get to 69, you have to turn around.
[QUOTE=Ernie]
I one the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Bert]
I two the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Ernie]
I three the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Bert]
I four the sand box
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[QUOTE=Ernie]
I five the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Bert]
I six the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Ernie]
I seven the sandbox
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[QUOTE=Bert]
I eight the sandbox…
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[QUOTE=Ernie]
You what???.
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[QUOTE=Bert]
I eight the sandbox…
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[QUOTE=Ernie]
YOU ATE THE SANDBOX??? Oh I hope your tummy feels ok…
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BTW how would one spell Ernies laugh?!?
What is 6.9?
A damn good thing broken up by a period!
What’s 69 and 69?
Dinner for four.
What’s a 74?
A 69 with Massachusetts meal tax.
[QUOTE=tdn]
What’s a 74?
A 69 with Massachusetts meal tax.
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5% tax would only bring it to 72.
[QUOTE=Gus Gusterson]
5% tax would only bring it to 72.
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Yes, but in this case, the tip is always included.
[QUOTE=kingpengvin]
BTW how would one spell Ernies laugh?!?
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Kkhheeeekkhheeeekkhheeeekkhheekkhheekkhheeeeee!