I do not have an ego

I have a chicken with no bones.

I’m thinking about the total number of waffles?

Hang on to your ego!

If you can’t have a stack of pancreas, a couple waffles should do just as well.

It’s a bird
It’s a plane
It’s … SUPER EGO!!

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.” – Oscar Wilde

An ego and a super ego walk into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id.”