Damn, he didn’t even make it the day. I thought it’d be at least another week.
Oh, and Giraffe is a dildo. 
I’m just putting this out there. You know.
(What’s wrong with Obama’s ties? I did a Google search expecting pineapples or smiley faces or something, and some of them are… striped? Okay, then.)
I don’t frequent the BBQ Pit very often, but every time I have in the last few months, that fucker has AT BEST annoyed the shit out of me. Fuck him, I’m very glad that he’s gone.
Joe
Hurrah!
Well in all honesty I think you could have given 2½" maybe just one more chance at not being a strap-on dildo without batteries.
Yes he was a twat of the first water but let’s face it people he was so fucking funny it was worth leaving him on as our resident twat. 
You’ll remember Small British Shop Keeper (or summink) and a few more than have fallen by the wayside, pretty soon there will be not a single twat on this board…except for moi
Then you’ll be sorry, mark my words. :dubious: your lives will be a dark and meaningless void.
No, not such a good idea in my view.
Thank you. He was not funny, he was irritating. Fuck him - good riddance.
Hear, hear!
Now, honestly, I for one am SHOCKED. SHOCKED.
That it took him that long. 
Ditto.
Since Two and a Half Inches was finally firmly escorted out stage left, I’ll go ahead and close this one.