Gyrate
1
Well butter mah overalls and call me Arlo, I gotta get me a gee-tar.
This is to the tune of that song that goes “ba-RUM-ty tum-ty tum-ty tum…”
Your turn. 
It was hijacked right off the bat (and I assisted), but here it is.
Zoe
3
Sorry, but I must protest!
Gyrate
4
Oh bollocks. And I did a search and everything…
If you must.
Seven
5
I wrote three “anti-war” songs for the Decomputerization CD.
I tried to give them a slightly different twist to your average anti-war track.
There are mp3’s of them over at www.ampcast.com/tictok