I don't care about beta rays. I want a tan.

I’ve always seen the guys with the good tans get attention for it.

This is my year, and I’m going for it. I’ve got a bood base tan and have an outdoor job in a park with a beach area, and have lots of time off during the day.

A decent tan lasts right through the winter.

I know everyone has heard enough about my wedding but…
I have this big “X” across the middle of my back. Thanks to a nice sunburn and a baaaaddd bathing suit. now I am the whitest, pasties person ver know to earth… now I have to sit in the sun -ughhh- until I even out. Taslk about what sucks!!! I hate the sun, … sweating … brightness …

ughhh…

Gnarly, Gnarly…a nice, dark tan that attracts stares isn’t worth melanoma! The tan you have now will simmer in pre-cancerous timewarp, and at the very least leave your skin the attractive texture of very old boots.

Be a sex-magnet and smart: use a good Fake & Bake with a max sunscreen. You’ll be a sunkissed, bronzed head-swiveller and not scrag your skin for all time in the process.

Veb

I won’t even ask what that means…