I see all these MMP threads, but can’t find anything that helps explain the concept…please enlighten me.
MMP stands for Monday Morning Post. It was something that was started by Rue de Day. He’d post a funny little story and people would respond to it. The thread then (on purpose) degenerates into hijacks, puns, recipes, TMI, you name it. The rule for the MMP is “There are no rules”.
There are a regular group of people who post in there, although anyone is welcome, and welcome them warmly. Jump in, check it out.
That would be “WE welcome them warmly”. :smack:
Thank you, Taters. That was very warm of you.
Check out the glossary at ATMB. It’s explained there.
Better yet, like Taters said, jump in and post. It’s a place where even the most MPSIMS of MPSIMS is welcomed and keeps us from posting a gazillion threads a week about whatever pops in our heads. Also, it’s the Cool Kids place.
The first rule of the MMP is: You do not talk about the MMP.
The second rule of the MMP is: You do not talk about the MMP
The MMP is a pyramid scheme.
The MMP is an alternative fuel.
The MMP is like tooth paste.
MMP ergo sum.
Sometimes, in the MMP, I like to MMP the MMP. Just sometimes.
Smitty you’re talking too much. Do you want to be taken to :eek: THE ROOM :eek: again?
That boy ain’t right in the haid.
Yeah, we had to hide the goat and the squid from him. Really, it was sort of scary and sad at the same time.
How to prepare MMP
Preheat oven to 350
Catch and clean 1 medium MMP 15-25 lbs)
Season with salt, pepper, and algebra
Cook 6-8 minutes per pound, or until half time
Serve with a truffle garnish
Serves 8
This man is the physical embodiment of the MMP. It is written that so long as the MMP is healthy, well-fed and stocked with a diverse selection of liquor, senor swampbear will prosper in wealth and health on this psychic plane.
MMP = Make Mine Polyester!
Yes, it’s a fashion thread. We worship at the shrine of synthetics. Everyone wears powder blue leisure suits. And psychedelic ascots. And white boots. We all look like swampy on prom night.
Now you know our secret.
The MMP can be used to intercept alien radio broadcasts.
Every time you post in the MMP, Cecil Adams send you a dollar (void where prohibited)
My MMP is so big, it has little MMPs in orbit around it.
For the last example, “MMP” means “Msasive Monster Penis”.
Let’s just call this thread “Son of MMP”.
If you have to ask about the MMP, you can’t afford it.
Nobody will ever look as f-aaaaaa-bu-lous as I looked on prom night.
It ain’t just anybody who can carry off a powder blue tux and a white shirt with powderblue accented ruffles and a powderblue satin bowtie, afterall. 
MMMMMMM, pee.
Ludovic, you are warped - I like that in a Doper!