I don't get any respect.

You know, it’s gotta be the name. Meatros is the best name in the Universe, and it’s what the people respond too.:smiley:

25? or 2 5 year olds? You make the call!

No, no, no, NO Tars!

It’s 2 - 5, in other words, 3!:smiley:

R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what he means, BZ.
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, SDMB

2 - 5 might also be a range; could be four kids, ranging 2 to 5.

:slight_smile:

To get respect, you have to give respect. So far, you haven’t.

Sigh- if you walk around with a “kick me” sign, don’t act amazed when you get kicked in the ass.

Of course, based on your consistent manner of posting you are in it solely for the attention. How you made it this far is amazing, but now that the mods have noticed your lame little act I am sure the curtain is about to fall.
:rolleyes:

Herein lies your problem . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

< basso profoundo voice >

This is his QUEST
To follow that STAR
No matter how HOPELESS
No matter how far

To FIGHT for the riiiiiight
Without question or pause
To be WILLING
To march into HELL
For a heavenly caaaaaaaaause!

And the world
Will be better for this
That one man
Scorned and covered with scars
Still strove
With his last ounce of courage
To reach
The unreachable staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

< /basso profundo voice >

Um, or maybe he’s just a nit who gets off on asking stupid questions.

Fenris

PS: 2-5= -3, not 3. And my answer makes more sense.

BZ00000
BANNED
<Insert mysterious organ music here>

Perhaps he will be back. Maybe he’ll make a time machine out of a sit-n-spin attached to a lawn mower engine with rockets. The spinning reverses time, he comes back, gets the girl, and never gets banned. . . but will he destroy the Ice Palace in the process? Let’s just hope he never sees any old Frankenstein movies.

OK, not really nice since he can no longer defend himself. I’ll stop, but I’m getting an idea for a thread along the lines of “If the wacky laws of physics in bad movies were true then _______”. I’m picturing Richard Pryor with a flux capaciter on the moon. It’s snowing. . . .

DaLovin’ Dj

They banned him?!

How disrespectful is that?

:smiley:

Now you know who REALLY should be complaining about lack of respect from that thread is pipper
Haiku??? Sheesh! ‘Haiku’ my leprous left elbow…

*:: dances off singing :: lie la lie…lie la lie lie lie la lie… *

And a toast to the banning of trolls! A toast to the mods! A toast to getting rid of womans sufferage! …
Ok almost has you…

Slow, polite, cricket-ground applause.

It was a joke mate. D’you reckon s/he didn’t get it either?

He’s not dead yet…

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=147622

:eek: Oh no! Do you mean there was a giant WHOOSHing sound above my head that I missed?

It’s not my fault, I swear. I thought it was Superman spinning the earth backwards. A simple mistake anyone could have made!

The banhammer doth swing wildly today…