I don't give a FUCK if your car is "For Sale"

Fuck, dude, so now it’s homophobia? Your invalidation has fucking zero limits.

“Flaming”?!

The separation of the words “jack” and “ass” has not escaped me. You mean to say that I jack dudes in the ass.

Wrong. I’m not gay. But I have no problem with homosexuality. Apparently you do.

I read what you wrote. You complained about people putting for sale signs in their cars and having yard sales. Then you complained how all the beaters, strip clubs, and old ladies in crumbling old mansions have ruined Meridian St. and somehow lead to six shootings. Then you told us how you saw a beater and a high speed police chase and compared us to passengers on the Lusitania. Then you just started screaming insults.

I’ve learned something from all this, but probably not what you intended.

Not me, I’m wearing a top hat. It’s classing the shit out of this place.

Then why don’t you fuck off to where everyone’s as classy as you?

I hear Indianapolis is nice.

Okay, so it’s okay to have an old beater on your property, if you’re NOT selling it?

…Wow…just fucking WOW…damn…wow…

I am speechless. Wow…

Haw haw. This can’t possibly be for real. You’ve now decided to go over the top on me, huh? I bow to the Troll-King.

And now, ladies and gentlemen, the reactions of the members of the SDMB:

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Oh, he would if he had posted anything substantial and been challenged on it. He tends to flee mightily when that happens. This thread? He’s in his element.

Do not confuse him with FACTS!
Miller, stop that!
As to the OP, specifically your title–I very well think you do care.

While you’re down there, suck.

Ooooohhhh…so it’s trolling then.

Yep. Good one, I have to admit.

Cite?

Aeschines, why are you channeling drmark?

Hate to break it to you but when you have that much of a “no problem” with homosexuality, you’ve crossed the border. Hope you can get that sorted out.

A falcon may have sight but if he eats a worm what use is it? Are his boundaries not both the same? Assholes may abound but bounding assholes are to be avoided. Looking into the void is what leads to Buddhist vegetarian gilded hand clapping. One of which is what you must sound like when you are making your favorite love. Above all, love, remember your promise to
be fruity and kiss the sky. Looking skyward is much preferred to the Afterbucket Experience. Pull your head out of the fire and douse it where the wet and gooey meets the brown roundy. But first, give me 30 minutes to call a crowd.

What border, fuckface? And you’re calling ME a troll, you board-hopping little fuck! Um, don’t you have some shit to stir up elsewhere, you ass-easy little cybertart?

Are you going to supply the magnifying glass and tweezers?

(Tank Girl was a dumb movie but I liked that line)

By screaming baboons, apparently.

Board hopping? That’s bizarre. So bizarre that I’ve changed my mind, you are crazy. A “natural” troll, so to speak.

And then we smoke a cigarette and just doze off in each other’s arms, right? Sounds nice.