Ah, edification! Why didn’t you say so? That’s different, then!
**The Straight Dope: Fighting ignorance since 1973 by grinding it beneath the bootheels of rage and incoherence.
(It’s taking longer than we thought.)**
Could a moderator please correct the motto on the front page?
Of course they’re part of the problem. Midgets take the subway because their car is sitting in their front yard with a FOR SALE sign on it!!!
God damn, good for nothing, car selling, public transit taking, eyeless, old lady zombie midgets. This county is going to hell in a beater.
Look, what’s so bad about elderly cars? I mean, with a little creativity, you can use them to turn your home into a garden spot.
SWEET!
I want one.
If only that were for sale. 
74 Vega was sooo-weeet.
Slowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwly back away from that keyboard, my good friend.
OK, I’m lying, I wouldn’t count you in the top 6,727 people I know, but it’s a phrase I learned as a child so I have to use it so often.
Gosh, one would hope for a better comeback, but goddammit, I’m still reading about fucking used cars in my newspaper.
PS. If you want to insult someone in another language, learn it first, it’s so much more effective. :rolleyes:
Posters like Aeschines make me wonder if the conspiracy nuts have it right for once in thinking that Andy Kaufmann really is alive.
His last few posts have been surreal, and by “surreal,” I mean “retarded”.
snerk
That got me soda up my nose…
Riiight. I’ve done Japanese to English translation (with the output as actual ad copy used worldwide) for Honda, Subaru, Toyota, Sony, Casio, Pentax, Panasonic, TBS (current job), Fuji TV, etc.
How about you, friend?
Can you recommend someone who’s fluent in Gibberish or Insane, so we can translate your future rants?
Here’s a quick translation of it all for you:
FUCK YOU!
Clear?
My, my, my – those are some really nasty body thetans you have sticking to you. Definitely need to cleared before they do any more damage.
I’ll tell you what else was left unfinished: The OP’s medication. Dude…try to remember what drawer you put the pills in and take as directed.
God, you suck at the Pit. You’re just all over the place. Focus!
there really comes a time when folks need to step away from a thread and regroup. IF no one has suggested it before, please take the time to do so. You cannot get anything positive out of this thread, and as much fun as folks have poking a stick and watching the flames, there’s also a sadness to it.
for your own good, I would suggest to stop responding to this thread.
When you put it like that, it kinda brings the glamour back to his decaying city. You should run for mayor!
Cool. So I guess Japanese is your third language after English and Conversational Tourettes. How do you keep from swallowing your tongue?
Whoa, that’s weird. I’ve done Japense to English translation for Honda, Subaru, Toyota, Sony, Casio, Pentax, Panasonic, and FujiTV too! I’m currently doing it for TBS. Did you go to the birthday party for Bob from Marketing?
WITTY JOKE TAKE TWO:
Ahh, very interesting. So obviously the question is: how do you feel about used consumer electronics being put up for sale?
Haha. Its like trying to throw a rock at the ground and missing.
Shut the fuck up! Goddamn you, GODDAMN YOU!
