I don't know why the chicken crossed the road...

But I just saw one doing it.

It was in West L.A., and I was driving along Idaho Avenue just south of Santa Monica Boulevard and east of the branch Civic Cener, and a real live chicken just scooted out across the road. He (we’ll assume it hereinafter to have been a rooster) was darkish brown with a bright red comb, and he looked leaner and more “birdlike” than I normally expect chickens to look. But then what do I know? It’s so seldom one meets a live chicken. At first I thought it was a crow, but then realized that a crow wouldn’t bother to run, it would fly.

So actually, I think I do know why the chicken crossed the road. It couldn’t fly that far.

It may have been a crow in a chicken suit.

Or Woody Woodpecker?

A rabbi, a priest, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says “What is this, a joke?”