When I moved into this apartment I was given two keys. Two keys, despite that fact that I am the only one living here. I assume that when you moved in you were given an ample number of keys as well. Therefore in the future when you come home at 1am, I’d suggest you use your key to enter the building rather than buzz my apartment. You see, I generally sleep at night. Your buzzing random apartments, asking to be let in isn’t as productive as saaaaaaay Using A Key! Moreover, it was rather disturbing being woken up by a stranger asking to be buzzed in. I might even have become irritable. What’s that? You have an excuse? You lost your keys? Your roomate locked you out? The buzzer is malfunctioning?
Oooooooooh, in that case let me get up, put on clothes, come downstairs open the door to let you, a perfect stranger, into the building where I live.
Oh, wait. . . that’s right. . . I Don’t Know You!. I’ve never seen you in my life. . .There is no chance in hell I’m going to let you in!. . . and please don’t ever call me again, for any reason, at any time of day. . . but particularly do not call me between the hours of 10pm and 10am because I. . . Might. . . Be . . .Sleeping!