What is it that you hope Mr. Lincoln would do for you? (Aside from proofreading, I mean).
What do you think would happen if every voter “wasted their vote” on a third party?
P.P.S. Please if you get a chanse put some flowrs on Algernons grave in the bakyard.
We’d have a third party President … which might actually be a good thing.
I wonder if it’s possible to grant US citizenship to King George VI and Queen Elizabeth retroactively … that would make Queen Elizabeth II a US citizen as well and eligible to be our President … and the UK could sure use some good news these days …
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Would the good news be that Charles is finally king?
Nah … the good news is that the UK would finally get her colonies back … that would be a big boost to the UK Pound.
It’s better than evil …
A bit on the cruel side, but well-executed. I shamefacedly applaud you.
But to the OP: if you really don’t want to vote for either Trump or Clinton, I would prefer you considered - and cast your vote for - a third-party candidate than not vote at all. Third parties need all the support they can get.
What would happen if a sharknado struck my town? About as likely. Like it or not, the US is a two party nation. If a third party ever got significant support, one of the other parties would pull the rug out from under it and adopt enough of its principles to render that third party unimportant again.
Thanks! Shamefaced applause is the most delicious kind of applause.
[QUOTE=Anthony Jeselnik, Shakespeare]
We’re almost done here, guys, but let me tell you this: Going, “Ooooh!” after a joke is just like laughing…
…but for pussies.
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And to contribute: OP, I find it’s a pretty rare thing to have someone to vote for, outright. Often, it’s voting against, or voting for while holding your nose for the tactics of it all. Or voting as a protest, or on a single principle, or maybe just staying home - but that kinda robs of you of some righteous vehemence when you bitch about the state of things later.
The only think undead Lincoln would want from you is your brains. Your delicious, juicy brains
/win
I do not like Hillary, I do not like Trump,
I do not like them in a house,
I do not like them with a mouse,
I do not like them here or there,
I do not like them anywhere,
I do not like green eggs and ham,
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
It had to be said.*
*Not really.
I thought Sam I Am hated Texas?
No, wait, that’s Siam Sam. Never mind. 
I got it! Your joke wasn’t posted in vain!
Solid.
The word “president” is not capitalized in these situations.
Lincoln would be a little moldy by now, don’t you think?
He’s just mostly dead.
Admittedly, a dead Lincoln would be a better president than a live Trump.
Smarter. Probably wouldn’t look as good, never did really look good.