Waaayyyy too far into the holy shrooms, apparently.
FTR, there are people I’ve been attracted to just by their words, no image or nuthin. But I must be a freak, huh?
Am I the only one here who’d like actual proof? This is like someone saying "I heard from a friend that . . . "
Without proof, Jebus, anything you say is as credible as what the voices in my head tell me. All you need to do is send a picture to sdpeoplepages@yahoo.com and we will judge for ourselves if you’re physically attractive.
So what does it take to get me into the Pit? Now we know: someone like Jebus. Being in the Pit is rare for me, so forgive me if my flaming is as lame as Jebus’s 1/2 inch flacid penis. My theory is this: He can’t get it up and he’s angry at all women because of it. He’s tried Viagra and pumps and holistic medicine, but whenever he’s around a woman, it just hangs there like a chicken in a butcher’s window. For some odd reason however, he always feels a tingling sensation when at the kiddy zoo - you know, in that area where you’re allowed to pet the goats and sheep. (Zip it back up, Jebus, I don’t mean that kind of petting.) Think about it - a sheep has all that wool to soften the blow against his fragile pelvic region, and I can only assume that a sheep’s nipple wouldn’t slice him open. I don’t know about the mouth though, but I’m sure Jebus can tell us all about it.
In order for him to be able to get his jollies without subjecting the rest of us to anymore of his insightful posts, I thought of posting a link here where he can go on the web and look at dirty goat pics all day. However, since that’s against the rules and I really don’t want to do the searching, I’ll just suggest he find a search engine and do his own surfing.
In the meantime, I’m loking forward to his new threads now that he can’t post anymore about what he hates about women. I’m imagining it’ll be in GD, something along the lines of which is better lubricant, Vaseline or KY Jelly.
i think so.
I DEMAND the last “women” thread!!!
clunk Owww!! damnit! quit throwing bottles!
You asked for it. I found this pic of Jebus on a site that is actually dedicated to him! Indeed, he is a rather dashing fellow!
I guess we were wrong!
Demo . . . that’s just WRONG!
Now you’ve gone and made me hurt myself laughing. Thanks a lot 
I said earlier:
Jebus has confessed his trollhood:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32724
But that doesn’t necessarilly make the rest of my analysis wrong. He could well be everything at once.
Trolls are often little jackasses, and jackasses often turn out to have trollish tendencies, if they themselves turn out not to be true trolls.
And just to remind all you ladies: Jebus was a cretin. Men do not go posting this sort of drivel . . . sharing their personal preferences about nipples and such is not proper . . . especially when such views are more based on a stereotypical view of women rather than a personal one (which I doubt Jebus has).
Jebus reminds me of another favorite poster, THE FUCKING HORN DOGG. Now that guy made some fun posts.
Wonder what happened to him, I’ll wager he died after a paint-huffing incident…
Horn Dogg, we hardly knew ye…
iampunha: I was actually talking about the first part of my analysis. Not that it matters–Jebus has been given the heavus…until his next incarnation.
I like tubagirl, because in Jebus’ thread about nipples she described hers! Yay, tubagirl!
That “sarcasm” concept is a tough one to graps, isn’t it?
or grasp. Whatever.
Astrangefish just called it over in MPSIMS. This is Jayburner, aka: bedboy, aka… down the list. In other words, He’s ba-ack! :rolleyes:
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31701
Wouldn’t it be cool if we could email every single administrator of every single board worth posting at and get the stupid fuck banned by IP before he starts his shit.
Either that or we have a collection and see if we can get him a straight jacket that fits him well.
I caught your sarcasm, Revtim. Good post. I think there’s a lot of wishful thinking on this board.