I don’t like Jebus. All he has said is what he doesn’t like. But he doesn’t seem to like anything. I definitly think it is time for the “perfect for everyone but jebus” women to give him a tongue lashing.
He doesn’t like small nips, flat bums, or big mouths…
Why doesn’t he just tell everyone he prefers perfectly formed models and nobody else.
Sorry Jebus, but from the sounds of it, your never going to get a perfect model. Nor will you get an funny, sexy, beautiful woman with a hint of a brain in her head.
Come on, keep focusing on the faults in women. That will get you really far…:rolleyes: :wally
Actually there’s a not-half-bad satiric response to Jebus (the Hunkoid Stud) in MPSIMS under not liking women with goiters.
But so much for subtlety. The idea of a pic of this toothsome icon of male perfection is much better. Excellent idea! Think I’ll just make myself comfy here on the ol’ lawnchair, pop a cold one and wait to be stunned and awed by Jebus, envy of all men and unattainable dream of all women.
I don’t like people (okay, Jebus) who are shallow and pretentious–not only judging others by what they consider physical flaws, which those individuals possessing them cannot in the least control about themselves, but broadcasting ignorant, arrogant, trite prejudice views before the teeming millions who are reknowned for being intelligent, thoughtful individuals, who are sure to find offense with such blanket stereotyping and meaningless generalizations, under some guise of intellectual debate. “I don’t like [insert physical trait] on women” threads are rubbish “full of sound and fury signifying nothing” except perhaps personal insecurities.
I could be wrong, but… having watched this guy for a while, (ok, so I’m new here, but still…) I posted once that either he’s supremely shallow and doesn’t mind everyone knowing it, or is looking for exactly this kind of attention. Gee, what if Jebus posted a thread and NO ONE came! he doesn’t seem to be worth any effort, IMHO :rolleyes:
I think it is lame of you to put down women of all types on a public message board.
How many small nipped, flat assed, big backed women do you think have read your lame posts?
This is a large message board and we don’t particuarly appreciate a troll like you smearing your toxic waste opinions on us. The foisting of all of your far-from-perfect sexual encounters on the teeming millions just re-affirm why you have had so many bad experiences. The women you were with probly figured out what a condescending asshole you are, that you needed to point out all their flaws.
For it was an unjust mirror, this mirror of his soul that he was looking at. Vanity? Curiosity? Hypocrisy? Had there been nothing more in his renunciation than that? There had been something more. At least he thought so. But who could tell? . . . No. There had been nothing more. Through vanity he had spared her. In hypocrisy he had worn the mask of goodness. For curiosity’s sake he had tried the denial of self. He recognized that now.
~~The picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
Gee whiz, I can’t wait to see what your next theme is going to be. Let me guess, “My Penis is Bigger than Yours”? or maybe “Masturbating techniques and how they relate to the internet”?
Chist sakes, man (and I use the term loosely), if you’re going to sit in front of your computer and whack off, at least download some porn.
Oh, hey, here’s an interesting statistic I just ran across:
. . . 95% of boys who post messages on public message boards proclaiming their studliness, and denegrating women are pimply faced, virgins who masturbate at least four times a day.
The other 5% are women making fun of them.
Just in case you haven’t figured it out (and obviously you haven’t) men who are actually successful with women are men who are respectful of women.
Jeeze, what a dick this Jebus guy is! He should be like the rest of us, who choose who we are attracted to by sheer force of will, are guided in our choices by political correctness.
I used to be attracted to lean women with gorgeous faces and large breasts, but I was told that wrong because it perpetuates body image problems in women. So by merely concentrating, I am now attracted to obese women who look like they were beaten about the face with a spiked club.
Jebus, if it helps any, look to the homosexual community as an example. They choose to be attracted to members of the same sex. Perhaps it was because they were recruited, or they were rebelling against their parents, or whatever. But if they can choose who they are attracted to, and I can choose who I am attracted to, then you can too. Good luck my brother.
That may be close to the truth. I have this mental image of Jebus as a teenager or early-20-something who’s never had a date in his life. He figures all women are going to reject him, so he’s gonna reject them first by pretending to have a list of criteria that most can’t meet. Classic “I know you won’t like me, but I so obviously don’t care you might as well not waste your time” thinking. I recognize it well–that was me in high school.
(Note to Jebus: the problem with this mindset is that it’s self-fulfilling–women won’tlike you if you insist on disliking them first.)
I really believe this is a strong possibility, after thinking it through. I don’t regret the little shots I took at Jebus in his threads–act like a jerk, get treated like a jerk–but I think it’s something to keep in mind.
(Or maybe he really is just a shallow little jackass, or a common troll, or both. I run about 55% in analyzing these things–better than flipping a coin, but only slightly.)
