What the HELL!!! does a womans size have to do with her emotional responses?
Jebus, are you sure you are not mixing up your story with something that happend a long time ago. Being cut by a nipple???
Was she Viet-Kong hooker? Were you a soldier at the time? Did she have razorblades glued to her nipples? It must have been some kind of booby trap! Are you sure this was a date? Maybe she used a knife in self defense and you just thought she was consenting.
Honestly, I have played with some really small nipples in my time, but none of them ever drew blood. I think I need more details before I take this thread seriously.
Well, if seems fairly obvious to me that he:
- was dating an android who’s fake skin layer was degrading
- didn’t notice the piercing
- dated a woman with nipples so thin that they functioned like molecular razors
- has tissue paper instead of lips
Maybe while you’re pregnant, they’ll be a little darker, but afterwards, they’ll just be the same old invisible nipples.
Dreadfully pale,
Chris
dammit!
That brings up a story. I dated this girl with the most perfect breasts you could imagine, but she had the palest nipples also. I didn’t mind that…the big firm breasts overcompensated for any lack of pigment in her areaolaalalas…whatever… they were still nice breasts.
mine stayed dark. Really dark so I guess it depends. On what it depends I dunno.
And nipple size has nothing to do with the size or build of the woman. I am 4’ 10" and have huge nipples. The thinnest woman I ever knew had a flat chest and nipples that were enormous…
primaflora
Jebus, you came back and didn’t explain how a nipple managed to cut you open? Humour aside, I’m genuinely curious. I mean, is this the sort of thing I should watch out for in the future? Was there significant blood loss, or just some scratching? These sorts of things are important to know.
Jebus,
This thread bugs me.
I mean, we all are different. We all have faults. We all have physcial things that bug us.
What I don’t understand is why you decided to start this thread.
No, my breasts aren’t something you would want to see in a Playboy magazine but it’s what I was born with. These are me and original.
Women come in all different shapes, sizes and physical traits. Some of us would never consider spending thousands of dollars on changing that.
We can start threads about:
I don’t like big noses
I don’t like big feet
I don’t like small penises
I don’t like < add text here >
Personally, I don’t like threads like this. I find it one more point for people to feel bad about themselves. No I am not taking this personally but I don’t think that picking at a non-issue about a person’s body is a good topic.
Seemingly, it is okay to focus on a woman’s breast because our society is so focused on breasts.
Well, my breasts are small, my nipples are small, my body is small. I have spent most of my life being punished for my small features.
Should we chastise handy for being deaf by starting a thread called “I don’t like deaf people?” Probably not because it’s an issue that for whatever reason he can’t hear. (no offense handy, I am just trying to make a point here)
So, I was born with small features. I don’t like men that nitpick.
Done with my little rant. Go about your merry way now.
techchick, cool out for a moment. I didn’t start this thread to put down women with small nipples. I was just stating my preference… I have had many women with all kinds of different breast sizes and nipple sizes. To be honest with you, I would take you over some perfect breasted women that was overweight…so please don’t make me sound like some kind of asshole.
I just like certain nippled women is all. Is that so wrong?
I think his choice is more about health than of aesthetics. He wants a girl with nipples that will not slice up his face… poor guy.
So Jebus, are you going to tell us the story or what?
it’s kind of personal… I had chapped lips…she had razor-tipped diamond edges…you figure out the rest.
While I think Jebus is a fool for having a preference on something so silly and superficial, technically it is MPSIMS. Still, techchick does have a point here.
On the other hand, the thread did have some redeeming value in the fact that it provided a warning to us all; nipples are dangerous! I would have blithely gone about my life, never aware of the danger I was in. I think the public needs to be informed about this. How many other casulties are there out there who have not been brave enough to make their plight known to the world at large?
A dramatic enactment:
SCENE: a the normal suburban master bedroom. MAN undresses after long day of work. WOMAN is already in bed–working early tomorrow morning. However, MAN is rather aroused, foreplay ensues…
WOMAN: suck my nipple
MAN: sounds good…mmmm…OUCH. For the love of God!
WOMAN: What’s wrong?
MAN (bleeding all over the place): Sweet Jesus, I think I’ve been blinded! Call an ambulance! Dear lord, do you have razors attached to those things?
WOMAN: calls ambulance
Fortunately for our suburben couple, only a few stitches are needed, and MAN’s sight is ok. But it could be worse next time…
Myrr…whats up with your signature. Where did you get that line?
Ha ha ha ha ha ah!!! myrr21, that was awesome. Picture Chris Farley (rip) playing the part of “MAN” in your dramatic reinactment.
If it all makes you feel better about your nips. I had a bad encounter in a field. Girl had beautiful dark nipples …size of silver dollars…i’m salivating at this point. Went to go plant my puckered mouth on her nipple… I felt a hair brush my lip. Thank god for cheap whiskey and teenage hormones.
I hope that explains a little bit of my nipple fetish to you freaks. It’s bit of a sore spot to me, my second girlfriend with diamond tips for breasts didn’t help much either.
And I’m saving my post about the “Never-ending Hole” for a future date.
Wait, wait, I’m confused. In Myrr’s story, why did WOMAN say “calls ambulance”? 
LOL
No no, I think she said, “Call us an ambulance”. But she said it really fast cause she was panicing. (Try it. It sounds the same, see). I think she was yelling to the kids or something.
All you guys out there with bizarre nipple-preferences, if you need somebody to take all these women with unsatisfactory nipples off your hands, I am here for you. I will risk the cut lips, the desperate hours searching for the invisible nipples, the huge emotional letdown that the women letting me lick her erogenous zones is unique and not a clone of my predetermined ideal. I will make that sacrifice for you, because I care.
Email’s in the profile.
–John