I don't like 'squatch'.

I’ll never be able to see those commercials again without thinking of this.

“I do believe there’s a squatch in these woods…”

Even if they ever do find Bigfoot on that show, I’d wager 5,000 squatchloos that they would all have to be destroyed.

On a related note, one of Letterman’s earliest Top Ten Lists was “Bigfoot’s Top Ten Pet Peeves.” The one I always remember is: “His driver’s license photo makes him look like Gregg Allman.”

I thought that was the Weedle.