Squick

is a useful word. I must admit I was grossed out beyond measure when I first learned what it meant. But lately I’ve found it a useful substitute for the more over-used expletives. It’s especially great because I work with a number of very nice LDS women who do not approve of foul language. So I can slip in this word when I feel the need—and they don’t know what the squick I’m talking about.

Felch is also a mighty useful word . . . I introduced my academic team to these two words and they were grateful :slight_smile:

In the time i lived in Utah I found a great many useful substitutions… Squick would work nicely, it might even catch on with some of them… and then to their horror, one day someone might tell them what it means.

Since the thread is titled “Squick” I decided that this would be as good a place as any to ask a question I have been wondering, and there don’t seem to be a lot of squickers around my work place to ask about the subtleties of the art :). Is squicking dependant upon necrophilia? Or are there two seperate fetishes, and would a necro-squicker look down on a live squicker?

But this just reminded me of a story. I married a nice uncorrupted LDS girl, and summerily began corrupting her.
However, one day the guys she worked with were talking about sheep… and then one of them kidded the other one that he needed to buy some new “velcro gloves”. My naive wife, not catching on, and knowing my penchant for outlandish and odd attire says “My husband would love a pair of those”.

The boys died laughing and couldn’t explain why because they were too embarassed (and breatless from laughing) when she told me I explained it to her and she thought it was extremely funny. I hon the other hand couldn;t go into the store without harrassment for weeks.

I would think the subject of a live squicking would ut up a considerable fight.

Not if you’re doing it right! :stuck_out_tongue:

Squick and felch…ah yes…I was reflecting on these two words today. My thoughts:

  1. Who the hell invented this shit?!? Sorry for the language, I know this isn’t the pit, but my f***ing word! Even in my wildest, most perverted dreams, I couldn’t have imagined this stuff. Hoo Haa! I now consider myself enlightened. And amused. And BTW thank you.

  2. Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha! I know something my teenaged daughter doesn’t! At least, I ** think ** she doesn’t know. Wait a minute…I gotta go…

I think it was some three-toothed poodle-docking chicken-yiffer from W. Virginia…

Or do you mean who invented the terms?

Oh, I dunno, its not that bad… my ex used to say he was gonna pop my eye out and’skull-fuck’ me.

There is a visual for ya! :wink:

I actually did a quick search on “squick” and found a site saying it is a word for anything that makes you squirm and is icky (hence the word), so technically it would encompass trepanation-screwing, but wouldn’t mean that exclusively. Here’s the site: http://www.eclipse.net/~mecurtin/squick.htm

Personally, I can’t see why people would have to come up with squicking. I mean, if a good, old-fashioned skullfucking doesn’t satisfy you, you’re pretty much beyond help.

Seriously, does anyone know whether either of these practices has actually ever been tried?

Not at the same time.

Does anyone remember a movie called Bloodsucking Freeks? I think there may have been a squicking scene in it but can’t quite remember because of all the really sick stuff going on. I know that movie kept me out of the dentist’s chair for years. No yiffing, docking or feltching to speak of, and no hotdogs were harmed in the making of Bloodsucking Freeks

But if it was in a movie, it HAD to happen. If not before the movies was made, then surely since.

Maybe we should start the thread “Squicking in the Cinema”. Naw, that might be too ambiguous. <Grabs powerdrill and heads for imdb>

Well, I have done my part for humanity. Today I told three teenage boy/men what “squick,” “felch,” and “frottage” mean.

Hey, I’m nothing if not a vocabulary-builder.

Generally, people who describe the act (“I will gouge out your eye and skull-fk you") are referencing Full Metal Jacket…It’s a good joke, though–you can change it to anything.
For example: "I will gouge out you antidisestablishmentarianism and antidisestablishmentarianism-f
k you”

Hope I spelled that right