‘Squatch’ is a shibboleth amongst the woo crowd who believe that sasquatches exist. If you say ‘squatch’, then the Cool Kids know you’re cool.
We all have our ‘in-crowd words’, but this one bugs me.
Just sayin’.
Sasquatch doesn’t like it when people give him nicknames.Maybe their just messin’ with him.
I think it’s because the sound of the word is objectionable. Like it should be used in the following manner:
“I couldn’t sleep I kept squatching all night”
Or
“have you seen her squatch, it’s damn nasty”
Or
“I can’t wear underbritches, my privates has got the squatch and I can’t get rid of it”
The abbreviated word just does not sound right.
It needs to be the whole word or nothing.
I thought this was about squash. I hate squash.
Then don’t play it! 
I sense that you fear the Eradicator.
And the rest of us know about them too. It’s win/win!
Until now, I didn’t know squat about this.
Does a squatch squat in the woods with squash?
squashsquatch? Sounds nasty.
If if does, it goes “squish!”
You’re saying there are people who 1) are convinced Bigfoot is real and 2) are convinced that some Bigfoot believers are really cool?
Watch out for the Canadian Samsquanch.
It could be worse. Fear the squck.
Argh! I’ve been seeing those commercials on TV. They make me cringe.
The worst part is the guy who, with total conviction, proclaims that multiple sasquatches are walking around in broad daylight. I want to beat him with an empiricism stick.
“Squatch” is so last year. The cool kids say “yet” now. Much easier to text.
Favorite quote “Power lines are like Sasquatch highways!”
I’d sooner say Bigfoot than 'Squatch. 'squatch is the ridiculous old Seattle Sonics mascot.
What commercials for what are we talking about now?
“Finding Bigfoot” on Animal Planet I believe. It’s very existence is a source of existential angst for some. Including me.