I can’t say much about it other then if you have a sick sense of humour, you MUST listen to the mp3 file.
http://www.showandtellmusic.com/pages/galleries/gallery_l/lilmarkie.html
Holy shit, that’s grotesque.
And fucking funny.
OH MY GOD
Anyone who’s downloaded it… don’t stop listening until you’ve got to the singing bit…!
OHDEARGODMAKEITSTOP!!!
I couldn’t listen to it. I listened for about 30 seconds, and it freaked me out.
I guess Satan’s label really does sign all the good acts.
Holy fucking shit of God, that was the funniest fucking thing I’ve heard in a while. It reminded me a lot of Howie Mandel’s “Bobby” stand up. In all honesty, I think what kept me laughing the whole time was the expectation of something other than a song at the end. I was expecting it to turn out more like:
December 20: Today, my mommy is visiting the doctor. I bet she’s all excited to find out if I’m a boy or a girl. The doctor’s getting ready to perform the test, right now. I bet she’s real excited, and so am I. Here it goes…wait, what’s he doing…what? WHUA?! OH MY GOD, AAAAAHHHHH, THAT HURTS!!! HOLY LORD, YOU’RE KILLING ME! WHY, MOMMY, WHY??? AARRRGGHHH, MY SKIN IS BURNING! BURNING! AAA!! AAAA!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Hey, call me disgusting if you want to, but you know you were thinking it as well.
That’s exactly what I was waiting for El Elvis Rojo
I remember as a kid my mom would watch PTL club with Jim Bakker and 700 club with Pat Robertson (why are they all clubs, by the way?) One of these shows played a similar song, with I guess what was supposed to be a fetal child’s choir singing “Let me live! let me live!” My mom didn’t like me referring to the song as “propaganda” for some reason.
Oh my GOD! They Killed ELMO!!!
Heh heh, I was expecting something like that too Elvis. It would be funny to edit the MP3 so it ends something like that.
Dec 20: We’re at the doctor’s office! He using some kind of instrument, I guess to check if I’m ok… Why does it look like a coat hanger? (etc… with more swearing cause swearing is always funny, especially in that child-voice). “JESUS FUCK! I’ll GET YOU ALL FOR THIS! MOM, YOU SYPHLITIC CUNT, BURN IN HELL!”
Dec 21: Now I’m in the sewer with all the alligators and C.H.U.D.S… Thanks a whole buttload Mom, maybe if you cut back on the Heinekens you might keep your legs crossed next time. Whore.
I also love how the kid knows all about what day it is and what holidays are coming up and what’s going on in the world, but can’t pick up on the fact he’s an unwanted pregnancy and that his parents are contemplating abortion. I mean, talk about oblivious!
(I’m sorry, I get the feeling this deserves a bit of compassion, because it is a touchy subject matter…but I just can’t help it. It’s just too fucking giggle inducing and freakishly hilarious)
I don’t feel like downloading it, since it will probably take forever-but what IS it?
It’s been three hours since I listened to that, and I still can’t get the chorus out of my head. You gotta admit, it’s catchy.
All I get is a “Page Not Found”
Holy SHIT! That totally came from left field… :eek:
More like, right field… 
Good thing I have a twisted, sick, morbid sense of humor…!
Didn’t work for me. Damn! Sounds like its right up my ally… (so to speak)
RealLife SoundBite: “Axl Rose? Who the hell is that fat, old queen?”
Aw, that’s just fuckin great! My OCD just got me fixated on abortion again!:mad: :mad: :mad:
Ugh. I’m not quite sure how I feel, but I definitely don’t like it. I wanted to laugh about it, but I couldn’t.
(Looking at the descriptions for some of the other Christian records on the site, the site’s owner seems to be pretty fundamentalist, too.)