Ugh. I’m not quite sure how I feel, but I definitely don’t like it. I wanted to laugh about it, but I couldn’t.
(Looking at the descriptions for some of the other Christian records on the site, the site’s owner seems to be pretty fundamentalist, too.)
Naah, the site is dedicated to thrift store records. All the albums in Galleries L, M and O are Christian albums; if you look in other galleries, you’ll find other stuff. Heck, Gallery P is dedicated to “Girlie Covers,” including this racy little number and this quite unsafe for work job – hardly stuff that Pat Robertson would approve of.
I have to agree with the site owner, though: Jimmy Swaggart’s Flying Missles, Atomic Bombs and the Second Coming of Jesus Christ may just be the Best. Album Title. Ever. 
Umm what’s so funny about it? Did I miss something?
It kinda bummed me out.
Grotesque is the best word to describe it. Ugh.
It’s SO over the top, you don’t know whether to laugh or throw up.
Wow! Amazingly bad! Funniest damn thing I’ve heard in ages! (I know, it’s terrible to say that, but when he started “singing” “Mother, why did you kill me?” I was in hysterics. I need therapy, I know.
Whyyyy did you kill me mommy?
I love how he breaks into song at the end.
He sounds like a muppet!
Disturbing… eesh…
I knew exactly what it was from the title. My mother used to volunteer for an organization called Birthright. They are not so bad and would (will?) actually help women with low cost health care and baby supplies.
But I had to read this poem when I was about 7 and I had to watch the worlds worst slide show several times when I was a child. Basically the slides contained very graphic images of abortions. (could that be why I’m screwed up?) But even in 5th grade my skeptic was developing as one of the photos was an obvious fake and I pointed it out. Basically the photo was a trashcan with a half dozen 6 month old babies sleeping in it. Mom tried to insist that this was the result of one day at a medical college but I called no-way on that one.
For some reason, all I could think about is “Childs Play”
The file stops working after the part where he says he will have blonde hair and blue eyes…but that voice is enough to freak me out!
Of course what’s worse than 6 babies in a trachcan?
One baby in 6 trashcans.
That’s really, really evil.
Here’s a bonus track, courtesy of www.aprilwinchell.com “I have J-E-S-U-S with me all the time.”
Psychotic. I think I just drove my roomates out of the house.
:scurries off to see if there’s any more L’il Markie to be had via P2P software.: Mwhahahah.
This one isn’t L’il Markie, but it’s not-to-be-missed:
Oh, Lil’ Markie! What crazy adventures will you have next?
Beware, this one is fourteen minutes long and if you thought Markie’s voice was grating in first saga you might want to pass on the batshit insane shrieking in this one.
Thanks C.C.
Whoohoo! 3, count 'em 3 L’il Markie tracks – P2P still comes up empty so far.
I must find this vinyl.
Man that is some twisted shit. Anyone ever played Oddworld: Munch’s Oddysee? Lil’ Markie sounds like the voice of Munch.
The most amazing thing about this clip is how, after “the talk”, mom causally mentions to her daughter that if she doesn’t pick up her books, dad’s going to beat her with a shoe. Then they both laugh like it’s a big joke.
Baraqiyal, that’s exactly what makes it for me. What the hell?
I was a little disappointed that there’s no child abuse on the corresponding track for boys, although it really underscores how much attitudes about smoking have changed.
:smack:
Let me try that again. (“Wet Dreams” via www.aprilwinchell.com )
I, too, declare myself to be officially freaked out.